Lesko's Revenge

Lesko's Revenge
I don't think government grants will help you now!
Information
Author: Neil Cicierega Release Date: 5/23/2001 File Size: 1.9MB Length: 5:34 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Stars: Matthew Lesko
Audio Info
Pokemon Kakeru Ka Na? Artist: Suzukisan Album: Pokemon Kakeru Ka Na? Genre: Rap Language: Japanese

About

Matthew Lesko sings opposite a mysterious 3-dimensional Scotsman, but then he falls into an abyss and dies. His angel mourns his own death, but then he comes back from the dead for revenge. His revenge takes the form of more singing.

Cast

• Alex Trebek
• Fred Flintstone
• Matthew Lesko
• Tinky Winky
• renniD nezorF
• Guybrush Threepwood
• Dr. Katz
• some black guy
• Barry
• Colin Mochrie
• Pokey the Penguin
• Pee Wee Herman
• 2 guys
• Jay Leno
• ...
• Barbie
• some WWF guy
• some other WWF guy
• Mario

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Ho! POKEMON kakeru ka naa~? Sandan ga sane no kagami mochi (Sandan ga sane no kagami mochi) Kazari ni TSUNO mo tsukemashou (Kazari ni TSUNO mo tsukemashou) Otto! TSUNO ni hibi hairi (Otto! TSUNO ni hibi hairi) Anamade futatsu aichatta (Anamade futatsu aichatta, aichatta) Do-sho ase ga TARATARATARATARA GOMA to RINGO de gomakaseba HYORORORORO~!! KAMOME ga sakasa ni tonde kite (KAMOME ga sakasa ni tonde kite) PIKAtto kaminari (PIKAtto kaminari) Hai PIKACHUU!! Ho! Usagi ga ippiki orimashita (Usagi ga ippiki orimashita) NIKONIKO waratte ureshisou (NIKONIKO waratte ureshisou) Otto! Anyo o wasurezu ni (Otto! Anyo o wasurezu ni) POKKE mo futatsu tsukemashou (POKKE mo futatsu tsukemashou Gurutto ikkai mawattara?) Henoji no mayuge ga kao dashite KUNEKUNE shippo ga haete kita SHUPPO SHUPPO~!! Omeme o pacchiri hiraitara (Omeme o pacchiri hiraitara) Yatto aeta ne (I finally met you) Hora MYUU da! Ongakuu~!! Oyama ga mittsu (Oyama ga mittsu) Ishi mittsu (Ishi mittsu) Ame ga potsupotsu futte kita Waa~!! Jishin da~! Dah Goo Doh Lee Oh! Omanjuu hitotsu (Omanjuu hitotsu) Omame ga futatsu (Omame ga futatsu) Koishi ni nosete RANRANRANRANRAN! Mojamoja guruguru (Mojamoja guruguru) Mojamoja guruguru (Mojamoja guruguru) Mojamoja guruguru (Mojamoja guruguru) Waa~!! MONJARA da! Tummy kangaroo, touch a rudder moustach O-kee ho, can you have a hi day Cheese, I, oh, knee, hippy, heater Two goaty organita Toby dash tin Sheep bowl, fruity fruity cone, itchy ear Cow-eeeh, I'm your kite on a rock Meat Cody runner-- Oh, so cute, hi! Lucky?!?! Happa ga ichimai attatosa Tonari ni ohana mo saichatta Choucho ga HIRAHIRA tonde kite Omeme ga GYOROGYORO nozoita yo Migimaki GURUGURU kimi da are? Anyo o kaitara wakaru desho? Otama POKEMON Wicked! NYOROMO da yo! Togetoge oyama o toori nuke (Togetoge oyama o toori nuke) San no jidouro o DORAIBU da (San no jidouro o DORAIBU da) PIKAA! to kaminari ochite kite (PIKAA! to kaminari ochite kite) Kokora de chotto hito yasumi (Kokora de chotto hito yasumi, hito yasumi) Atari wa dandan kurete kite Yuuyake gumo ga kao dashita (KARASU ga KAA~!!) Oyama no teppen kura kunari (Oyama no teppen kura kunari) Sorosoro sayonara (Sorosoro sayonara) Nee PIKACHUU!! Ho! Pokemon ippai dekiagari dekiagari dekiagari dekiagarii~!!

Ho! POKEMON kakeru ka naa~? Sandan ga sane no kagami mochi (Sandan ga sane no kagami mochi) Kazari ni TSUNO mo tsukemashou (Kazari ni TSUNO mo tsukemashou) Otto! TSUNO ni hibi hairi (Otto! TSUNO ni hibi hairi) Anamade futatsu aichatta (Anamade futatsu aichatta, aichatta) Do-sho ase ga TARATARATARATARA GOMA to RINGO de gomakaseba HYORORORORO~!! KAMOME ga sakasa ni tonde kite (KAMOME ga sakasa ni tonde kite) PIKAtto kaminari (PIKAtto kaminari) Hai PIKACHUU!! Ho! Usagi ga ippiki orimashita (Usagi ga ippiki orimashita) NIKONIKO waratte ureshisou (NIKONIKO waratte ureshisou) Otto! Anyo o wasurezu ni (Otto! Anyo o wasurezu ni) POKKE mo futatsu tsukemashou (POKKE mo futatsu tsukemashou Gurutto ikkai mawattara?) Henoji no mayuge ga kao dashite KUNEKUNE shippo ga haete kita SHUPPO SHUPPO~!! Omeme o pacchiri hiraitara (Omeme o pacchiri hiraitara) Yatto aeta ne (I finally met you) Hora MYUU da! Ongakuu~!! Oyama ga mittsu (Oyama ga mittsu) Ishi mittsu (Ishi mittsu) Ame ga potsupotsu futte kita Waa~!! Jishin da~! DAGUTORIO Omanjuu hitotsu (Omanjuu hitotsu) Omame ga futatsu (Omame ga futatsu) Koishi ni nosete RANRANRANRANRAN! Mojamoja guruguru (Mojamoja guruguru) Mojamoja guruguru (Mojamoja guruguru) Mojamoja guruguru (Mojamoja guruguru) Waa~!! MONJARA da! Tamago ga futatsu arimashita Ookiihou kara HANE haete Chiisai hou ni hibi itta Tongario mimi ga tobidashite Shippo o FURIFURI konnichiwa Kawaii anyo o kaitanara Nikkori waratta Oh! So cute! Hai RAKKII! Happa ga ichimai attatosa Tonari ni ohana mo saichatta Choucho ga HIRAHIRA tonde kite Omeme ga GYOROGYORO nozoita yo Migimaki GURUGURU kimi da are? Anyo o kaitara wakaru desho? Otama POKEMON Wicked! NYOROMO da yo! Togetoge oyama o toori nuke (Togetoge oyama o toori nuke) San no jidouro o DORAIBU da (San no jidouro o DORAIBU da) PIKAA! to kaminari ochite kite (PIKAA! to kaminari ochite kite) Kokora de chotto hito yasumi (Kokora de chotto hito yasumi, hito yasumi) Atari wa dandan kurete kite Yuuyake gumo ga kao dashita (KARASU ga KAA~!!) Oyama no teppen kura kunari (Oyama no teppen kura kunari) Sorosoro sayonara (Sorosoro sayonara) Nee PIKACHUU!! Ho! Pokemon ippai dekiagari dekiagari dekiagari dekiagarii~!!

Audio Details

This song by Suzukisan is a song simliar in vein to "Pokemon Ieru Ka Na?", but is about Drawing Pokemon instead of naming them.

Trivia

• The messages "This is your brain" and "This is your brain on drugs" are, collectively, a reference to an infamous and widely-spoofed anti-drug Public Service Announcement, where a fried egg was used as a metaphor for the effects of drug abuse.
• This is the first Neil Cicierega cartoon with a pause/play function.
• This is the longest Neil Cicierega cartoon (but it's only 2 seconds longer than The Japanese Pokerap 2)

External Links

• Lesko's Revenge on Newgrounds