Life is Like a Mop

Life is Like a Mop
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Information
Author: Neil Cicierega Release Date: 2/2/2002 File Size: 1.85MB Length: 0:00 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Stars: Hank Hill
Audio Info
Pokemon Sandwich Artist: Suzukisan Album: The Rivals (single) Genre: A Rap of sorts? Language: Japanese

About

Join Aaron Ackerson, Dancing Hitler, and the disembodied jabbering head of Hank Hill (among other kooky characters) for a few rounds of nobody's favorite video-game-franchise-based word game: Pokemon Sandwich!

Cast

• Colin Mochrie
• Carrot Top
• Bill and Ted
• Hank Hill
• Stanley Spudowski
• Dancing Pickle
• Hobbes
• Dancing Adolf Hitler
• Darrin Henson
• Aaron Ackerson
• Mike Tyson
• Walrus
• Richard Simmons
• Squidward
• Count Fangula
• Ronald McDonald
• Stan
• Statue of Abraham Lincoln
• Frodo
• Weird Al Yankovic
• Mario
• Barry
• Elvis Prestley
• Matty
• Lionel Ritchie
• Undertaker

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Pokemon no namae~... Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon Sandwich de asobou ka! Ruuru wa kantan Doko demo dekiru Moratte hasande watasu dake! Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sandwich Itchy - Knee - Sun - Sheep - Dough (Hoo!) Pikachuu Kairyuu Pikachuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kairyuu Kyatapii Kairyuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kyatapii Goosuto Kyatapii Hey! Hasamimasho? Goosuto Utsubotto Goosuto Hey! Hasamimasho? Taratta-ta-ri-ra Ta-ri-ra-ri-ra-ri-ra Tatta-ra-ta-ri-ra Pokemon Sandwich Itchy - Knee - Sun - Sheep - Dough (Hoo!) Garaara Gyaradosu Garaara Hey! Hasamimasho? Gyaradosu Dogaasu Gyaradosu Hey! Hasamimasho? Dogaasu Hitokage Dogaasu Hey! Hasamimasho? Hitokage Okorizaru Hitokage Hey! Hasamimasho? Okorizaru Purin Okorizaru Hey! Hasamimasho? Purin Myuutsuu Purin Hey! Hasamimasho? Myuutsuu Kabigon Myuutsuu Hey! Hasamimasho? Kabigon Gyaradosu Kabigon Hey! Hasamimasho? Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon Sandwich de asobou ze! Ruuru wa kantan Tada de asoberu The Water Soup Donkey! Pokemon no namae~ ...Wo daitai oboetara Kondo wa Pokemon Sandwich de asobou yo! Ruuru wa kantan Dougu nanka iranai Life is like a mop!

Real

Trivia

• Messages given by the freaked-out walrus, in order of appearance:
  • I love you.
  • Gods damn it!
  • One mint per customer ONLY!
  • This is probably the best button to press.
  • Gaze!
  • Wahoo! Weehee
  • Do the Pookie Doo
  • Hey! That guitarist is obscu ("ring the text" is at the end, but you can't see it. Load the .swf in Flash MX and press Ctrl + L to see the rest of the text in a window.)
  • So easy, no wonder it's Number A!
  • Never get the words "Life insurance" and "diarrhea" mixed up.
  • Huh?
  • Uh, what's going on...?
  • I'm scared!!!
  • HELP!!!!
• The phrase "Wooden Eel" is a reference to "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast", in an episode where Space Ghost is playing submarine captain and his ship is "attacked" by "wooden eels" (a pile of sticks).
• "Enuresis" (a word that pops up in the animutation frequently), for the curious, is the scientific term for bedwetting.
• At the end, keep waiting until Aaron Ackerson pops out again. Then stuff will happen.
  • After the stuff is done happening, click on Mario as quickly as you can to reveal secret text! Click on the triangle for more text. Keep clicking 'til it says "AAAH! You win!", then click once more to watch the animutation again.
• The phrase "Wahoo! Weehee" said by the walrus is a referance to "Do the Mario", another animutation by Neil.
• Progress Indicator Ornement: Dancing Pickle

External Links

• Life is Like a Mop on Neil Cicierega's Site
• Life is Like a Mop on Newgrounds