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imgdesc=This chicken will not give up...|
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author=Ryan Oskroba|
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date=2005/08/07|
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<tr><td>Author:</td><td>[[papaSKROBE]]</td></tr>
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size=2.1 MB|
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<tr><td>Release Date:</td><td>08/07/2005</td></tr>
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duration=2:15|
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<tr><td>File Size:</td><td>2.1MB</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Length:</td><td>2:15</td></tr>
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wartysian=A.5|
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<tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>[[Poiuytic Scale]]</td></tr>
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stars=Arnold Schwarzenegger, Colin Mochrie|
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<tr><td>Stars:</td><td>None</td></tr>
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<tr><th align="center" bgcolor="yellow">Audio Info</th></tr>
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watch=[http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=85180&n=animutation_schnitzelbank.swf SWFchan]|
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audio=Schnitzel Bank|
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<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>Schnitzel Bank</i></th></tr>
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artist=The Six Fat Dutchmen|
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<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>The Six Fat Dutchmen</td></tr>
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album=Germany's Greatest Hits|
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<tr><td>Album:</td><td>Germany's Greatest Hits</td></tr>
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genre=Folk/Traditional|
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<tr><td>Genre:</td><td>Folk/Traditional</td></tr>
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language=German}}
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<tr><td>Language:</td><td>German</td></tr>
 
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== About ==
 
== About ==
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Absolutely nothing. Seriously. The plot goes nowhere.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Colin Mochrie try to sing in a polka band, but keep getting interrupted by various disasters, such as Colonel Sanders being chased by a vindictive chicken, Colin's castmates from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" showing up to heckle him, and a giant irradiated Dr. Phil attacking the city.
  
 
== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
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* Polka Band
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* Polka band
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* [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] [[category:Arnold Schwarzenegger Filmography]]
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* {{character|Bob Costas}}
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* Germans
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* {{character|Arnold Schwarzenegger}}
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* [[Colonel Sanders]] [[category:Colonel Sanders Filmography]]
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* Various Germans, including {{character|Adolf Hitler}}
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* [[Chicken]] [[category:Chicken Filmography]]
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* {{character|Mr. Bean}}
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* [[Colin Mochrie]] [[category: Colin Mochrie Filmography]]
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* {{character|Psycho Bear}}
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* [[Drew Carry]] [[category:Drew Carry Filmography]]
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* {{character|Colonel Sanders}}
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* [[Ryan Stiles]] [[category: Ryan Stiles Filmography]]
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* Chicken line drawing
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* [[Wayne Brady]] [[category: Wayne Brady Filmography]]
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* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
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* [[Cloud Strife]] [[category: Cloud Strife Filmography]]
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* {{character|Drew Carey}}
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* {{character|Ryan Stiles}}
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* {{character|Wayne Brady}}
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* {{character|Dr. Atkins}}
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* {{character|Invisible Army}}
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* {{character|Dr. Phil}}-O-Saur
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* {{character|Neo}}
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* {{character|Morpheus}}
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* {{character|Trinity}}
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* {{character|Rotten Apple Joe}}
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* {{character|Applegrape Joe}}
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* {{character|Banana Joe}}
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* {{character|Harry Potter}} (for a single frame)
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* {{character|George W. Bush}}
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* {{character|Samus Aran}}
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* {{character|Cloud Strife}}
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* {{character|Franklin D. Roosevelt}} on a dime
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* Goat
  
 
== Notable Props ==
 
== Notable Props ==
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* [[Schnitzel Bong]] [[category: Schnitzel Bong Filmography]]
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* Spaceship from "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
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* [[Hinnund Hair]] [[category:  Hinnund Hair Filmography]]
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* Google logo
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* [[Spacebar]] [[category: Spacebar Filmography]]
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* Schnitzel Bong  
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* [[Laser Guided Penis Rocket]] [[category: Laser Guided Penis Rocket Filmography]]
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* Ritz cracker box
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* Camel cigarette box
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* {{prop|Hinnund Hair}}
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* {{prop|Dwight's Underwear}}
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* Various cheesecakes
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* Dime
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* Chrome tire
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* {{prop|Spacebar}}
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* {{prop|Laser Guided Penis Rocket}}
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* {{prop|St3r3-O-Vision}}
  
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== Lyrics ==
  
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== Lyrics ==
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<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
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<tr>
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<th>Fake Lyrics</th>
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<th>Real Lyrics</th>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td valign="top" nowrap>
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<b>It's past midnight &nbsp; Schnitzel bong<br>
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Not as late as schnitzel bong<br>
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Fiesta, snacktime, hurts a lung<br>
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That is history, hurts a lung</b><br>
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Hurts a lung, schnitzel bong<br>
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<i>Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Schnitzelbank!</i><br>
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<br>
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<b>It does stick, mine Hinnund Hair<br>
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Not as good as mine Hinnund Hair<br>
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Mr. Snacklight &nbsp; Dwight's underwear</b><br>
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<i>Ja, das ist mein kreuz und quer.</i><br>
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Dwight's underwear, Hinnund Hair<br>
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Hurts a lung, schnitzel bong<br>
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<i>Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Schnitzelbank!</i><br>
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<br>
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<i>Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.<br>
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Ist das nicht</i> <b>nine &nbsp; Cheesecake fair</b><br>
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<i>Ja, das ist mein schiess gewehr.</i><br>
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<b>Cheesecake fair,</b> schnitzel bong<br>
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<i>Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Schnitzelbank!</i><br>
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<br>
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<b>It's a skit that Bagen wrote</b><br>
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<i>Ja, das ist mein wagen rad.</i><br>
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<b>It's a slick dime, chrome and goat<br>
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Yein eist ish nine cronnan ghot<br>
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<u>Chrome and Goat</u>, Bagen wrote<br>
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Cheesecake fair &nbsp; Schnitzel bong</b><br>
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<i>Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Schnitzelbank!</i>
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</td>
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<td valign="top" nowrap>
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Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.<br>
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Ist das nicht dein kurz und lang?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein kurz und lang.<br>
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Kurz und lang, schnitzelbank.<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Schnitzelbank!<br>
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<br>
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Ist das nicht dein hin und her?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein hin und her.<br>
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Ist das nicht dein kreuz und quer?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein kreuz und quer.<br>
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Kreuz und quer, hin und her.<br>
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Kurz und lang, schnitzelbank.<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Schnitzelbank!<br>
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<br>
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Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.<br>
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Ist das nicht dein schiess gewehr?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein schiess gewehr.<br>
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Schiess gewehr, schnitzelbank.<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Schnitzelbank!<br>
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<br>
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Ist das nicht dein wagen rad?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein wagen rad.<br>
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Ist das nicht dein krumm und grad?<br>
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Ja, das ist mein krumm und grad.<br>
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Krumm und grad, wagen rad.<br>
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Schiess gewehr, schnitzelbank.<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Ohhhh, du schöne,<br>
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Schnitzelbank!
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</td>
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</tr>
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</table>
  
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== Audio Details ==
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* A traditional children's/drinking song that has been around for centuries.
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* According to [http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/malphabetsong.html this Straight Dope article], it shares a basic melody with numerous other European folk songs.
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* In addition, it was recently re-popularized in the United States when it was featured in a skit on the cartoon ''Animaniacs''. (The skit may or may not have been written by Bagen.)
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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* The confused nationality of the piece (the Canadian flag) is a possible reference to [[Andrew Kepple]]'s movies.
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* If you right-click and select "Play" after the movie is done, you see a picture of the author sporting some Hinnund Hair, and he tells you how much it costs to order some for yourself.
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* References to [[Dash]]: The morphing square-triangle-circle in the first St3r3-O-Vision background. Near the end, right before Cloud Strife gets hit by the invisible army, he says "I am Impacto, bitch!".
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* There is [[Andrew Kepple]]-styled hidden commentary, but at the top instead of the bottom.
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
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* [http://www.animutationportal.com/view/63 Schnitzel Bong] at [[Animutation Portal]]
 

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Schnitzel Bong
This chicken will not give up...
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Information
Author: Ryan Oskroba ▾
Release Date: August 7, 2005 ▾
File Size: 2.1 MB
Duration: 2:15
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: A.5
Star(s): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Colin Mochrie
Audio Info
Schnitzel Bank
Artist: The Six Fat Dutchmen
Album: Germany's Greatest Hits
Genre: Folk/Traditional
Language: German ▾

About

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Colin Mochrie try to sing in a polka band, but keep getting interrupted by various disasters, such as Colonel Sanders being chased by a vindictive chicken, Colin's castmates from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" showing up to heckle him, and a giant irradiated Dr. Phil attacking the city.

Cast

Notable Props

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

It's past midnight   Schnitzel bong
Not as late as schnitzel bong
Fiesta, snacktime, hurts a lung
That is history, hurts a lung
Hurts a lung, schnitzel bong
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

It does stick, mine Hinnund Hair
Not as good as mine Hinnund Hair
Mr. Snacklight   Dwight's underwear
Ja, das ist mein kreuz und quer.
Dwight's underwear, Hinnund Hair
Hurts a lung, schnitzel bong
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.
Ist das nicht nine   Cheesecake fair
Ja, das ist mein schiess gewehr.
Cheesecake fair, schnitzel bong
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

It's a skit that Bagen wrote
Ja, das ist mein wagen rad.
It's a slick dime, chrome and goat
Yein eist ish nine cronnan ghot
Chrome and Goat, Bagen wrote
Cheesecake fair   Schnitzel bong
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.
Ist das nicht dein kurz und lang?
Ja, das ist mein kurz und lang.
Kurz und lang, schnitzelbank.
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein hin und her?
Ja, das ist mein hin und her.
Ist das nicht dein kreuz und quer?
Ja, das ist mein kreuz und quer.
Kreuz und quer, hin und her.
Kurz und lang, schnitzelbank.
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist mein schnitzelbank.
Ist das nicht dein schiess gewehr?
Ja, das ist mein schiess gewehr.
Schiess gewehr, schnitzelbank.
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht dein wagen rad?
Ja, das ist mein wagen rad.
Ist das nicht dein krumm und grad?
Ja, das ist mein krumm und grad.
Krumm und grad, wagen rad.
Schiess gewehr, schnitzelbank.
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Ohhhh, du schöne,
Schnitzelbank!

Audio Details

  • A traditional children's/drinking song that has been around for centuries.
  • According to this Straight Dope article, it shares a basic melody with numerous other European folk songs.
  • In addition, it was recently re-popularized in the United States when it was featured in a skit on the cartoon Animaniacs. (The skit may or may not have been written by Bagen.)

Trivia

  • The confused nationality of the piece (the Canadian flag) is a possible reference to Andrew Kepple's movies.
  • If you right-click and select "Play" after the movie is done, you see a picture of the author sporting some Hinnund Hair, and he tells you how much it costs to order some for yourself.
  • References to Dash: The morphing square-triangle-circle in the first St3r3-O-Vision background. Near the end, right before Cloud Strife gets hit by the invisible army, he says "I am Impacto, bitch!".
  • There is Andrew Kepple-styled hidden commentary, but at the top instead of the bottom.

External Links

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