Earth Vs. Funk

Earth Vs. Funk
A mysterious hand pokes out Chuck E. Cheese's eyes.
Information
Author: Neil Cicierega Release Date: May 24 2002 File Size: 3,926.7kB Length: 4:42 Complexity: A rating of the movie's style using the Poiuytic Scale (fix me!)
Audio Info
Funkastic Artist: Rip Slyme Album: Tokyo Classic Genre: Funk/Rap Language: Japanese

About

A diverse cast of singers wades through the huge number of mondegreens in this animutation, as Earth is faced by its greatest and vaguest threat ever - the forces of Funk. It involves a lot of dancing on stages, for some reason.

Cast

• Mrs. Garret
• Steven Tyler
• Patrick Renna
• Neil Cicierega
• Mighty Mouse
• Matthew Lesko
• Bob Vila
• George W. Bush
• Ronald McDonald
• Carrot Top
• Hong Kong Phooey
• Santa Claus
• Colin Mochrie
• Weird Al Yankovic
• Chuck E. Cheese
• Andrew Jackson
• Christopher Walken
• Aaron Ackerson
• Sam & Max
• Dave Foley (?)
• Cute Piggy
• Osama bin Laden
• Bob Saget
• Doctor Mankind
• Lando Calrissian
• Mr. Bean
• Jeannie
• Michael Jackson
• Moe Howard
• Spider Head Boy
• Anthony Hopkins
• Harry Potter
• Hulk Hogan
• Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron
• Jon Stewart
• Alvin the Chipmunk (?)
• Jar Jar Binks
• Farchie Archie
• Dell guy
• Bilbo Baggins
• Yoda
• Macaulay Culkin
• Calvin and Hobbes
• Quaker Oats mascot
• Mario
• Happa-tai
• Buffo the Clown
• Bonzi Buddy
• Pringles logo
• Spider-Man
• Jambi the Genie
• George Lucas
• Wile E. Coyote

Transcript

Put a detailed description of the movie here. (fix me!)

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics	Real Lyrics	日本語で
Have a good yam key   And a crusty eye   See him on the pot   Now you're funtastic Have a good yam key   And a crusty eye   See him on the pot   And you're funtastic Funtastic abyss   Wahdee, Wahdee   What's mint chew? Funtastic abyss   Wahdee, Wahdee   You stink Funtastic abyss   Wahdee, Wahdee   Lost pink shoes Funtastic abyss   Wahdee, Wahdee   You stink Hi!   Chuck E. Cheese recoils down the tree   Poke out all his eyes To Crunchitize to the Funk House street   Boo Sound as a nickel in a funky sound Gonna con Sam Sally   Who the yacket jars sing I'm -- funny -- Thank you (Damn you!) Myer gotta more money   Compliment you I -- uh, hug -- Andrew!   More soup! It's just scared of Walken in a poncho Red kite   Sun shake I chew My money got you climbing on the web   Die Q! Mazel tov, no rake, yow!!   Try get to honk ya rrrrRAh!   yadda yadda yadda yatta YO -- Ride a shoe   I've got a cow full of mean high zest   You want get inside, Corno-B Big. They're calling me Fine Kim, my shin I better not show   Dynamite Pig ONE!!!   She cuts Kotter   TWO!!!   You see my tail walkin' out   A MILLION!!!   How can I be Doctor Mankind?   Ray Pinash Shake it down   Huh!!! Takin' off   This ain't no day   I'll make you guys pay I'm going side hay   Gnome cafe play-dough Ear   That's one knee for Lando Gee, Connie needs her eyes for ham cake clothes OPEN ZA FENCE-AH   CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH FREE KENNY DUDE   FUNTASTIC FUNK OPEN ZA FENCE-AH   CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH FWEEKINI DOO   HALLELUJA blahdddddddddddddddddee   Ja-ja-ja-jam   Oh the sunny car Anthony in a vase   Somewhere God Choweek a'ight sook I know Funkastic be S-Y-what? Through my head I gotta know MC He dotty penny rolls MIC   (aye, yeahhh) Me dare if they funky But Joncho hockey day   Yay Hanat-ay   Dooie sanat-ay Can I cut-ay   Wallet tape Joy jeeer, took a net   And toss it out there Beedy eyes fly   bye bye bye bye bye bye (hi hi hi hi) Missile cuts no cold Little cocktail like a toe I see money now mom's a comb Luxu-rah-ry, I'll risk Bob anyday (Go) Let's go   She must give me the wondo gumondo Bronco   Guess you need each to ponko Joe row moon sadooshta-soo Thought I got the oboe but I missed   Say "Ah tay!!" Hoochie   Koochie   Rah rah rahhh Funkasticoonamada whaackathung   In a srahboorah Get cold in a jet, touch a frog Kono FANKASUTIKO no FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO Obakado SUSUME marudashi de susume Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo WAARUDOWAIDO kyoutsuu kono FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO Ohh!!   Watermelon ticker   Count all the butt on boat   Come here and hear a goodoo   It's and I gotta do! Hot tickets dance   So we're ready now we're kids In the walk   Paw my room, I may knee ow Knock knock   (Who is it??) Osama   The pot! To my ear I guarantee   Za Mister Funkastic Z-U   Totally male sheep too! Zucchini show   Mentally calf   Can I see poo Oh dear on I on yet I say horsey yeah!   (Like money) Sorry to rap, but oh please? It's! (It's!)   Why! (Why!)   The! (The!)   Show! (Show!) Shouldn't say   Pin a monster to feet Jim Moonie mini barbecue, die die It's another you   Yo!   No! Pot! No! Right!   HEY!! It's! (It's!)   Why! (Why!)   The! (The!)   Show! (Show!) Can we pawn, ka stinky, oh right OPEN ZA FENCE-AH   CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH FREEKEE NEEKEE   FUNTASTIC FUNK OPEN ZA FENCE-AH   CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH FREAK IN A SUIT   HA LA LOO YA!	F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C On the funk and fantastic F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C On the funk and fantastic Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock it Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock it HAI chakuchi mikaitakuchi BOKE tto hiraita kuchi hassuru "Funkastic!" (Woo) DANDIZUMU koeru FANKIZUMU Kono KONSENTO SAIN furiage chakushin I'm Fine Thank You (And You) Maiagatta manma no kono renchuu I'm Funk nenjuumukyuu de tsuzukeru aku naki ABANCHUURU riku umi sora zensekaijuu mata ni kake kon'ya mo VIP taiguu Mata ni TAFU na REEDAA TAAGETTO hakken Rock The Body, Body IRUMARI Say Like That Yo! Back kara Come Follow Me HAISENSU niban te no saikou no Beats Big na kyou ni Funky MASHIN HADE na AKUSHON to DAINAMAITO PIIKU (One) higashi kara (Two) nishi made Wake naku (Three) hate made Datte MEETAA BUREEKI nashi Break It Down (Down) Freaky na kaze ni notte kabe kudaite Ame ha saite mou agatte yuke (YO!) (IRU) futatsu no kuni BURENDO Shikkari mite na sora ni Take Off Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up! FURIIKII ni ikiru FANTASUTIKKU Funk Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up! FURIIKII ni ikiru HARERUYA DORAMUROORU JAJAJAJA~N ORE-sama ga ENTORII sanban da Chou yukai tsuukai na Funkastic PSY wa? umarenagara no MC Hidarite ni motsu MIC (Hey Yeah) Migite agete "Funky!" mochiron chou honki de ie Iihanatte tokihanatte karakatte waratte Oichi itoko zenbu kassaratte Psy Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye Misokkasu no ko rettoukan sutete obaka dou? Atsumari na MAZAKON RAGUJUARII RS HAAREMU he (Go) ESUKOOTO shimasu Kimi no fuan to fuman to BURANKU wo uchikeshi ni shita FANKU wo Choroi mon sa dou shita? Suppadaka de otakara miseatte HOOCHIE COOCHIE RARARAA FANKASUTIKKOO ikidashi Obaka-san he no TSUAAPURAN Kekkou ORE no JETTO ja fuan? Kono FANKASUTIKO no FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO Obakado SUSUME marudashi de susume Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo WAARUDOWAIDO kyoutsuu kono FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO Atamanjuu kantan na PATAAN bakka meguri meguru tsunagaru RUUPU "HA-!" to kizukazu SABURIMINARU Beats no wa hamaru HAME ni naru Knock-Knock (Who Is It?) Asa made PAATI moriageru Mr. Mr. Funkastic jiyuu to yume wo shikyuu Chikyuujou megake fuke yo shinfuu OODEI OONAIRON Yarai Say Ho! (Make Money) Saredo Love & Peace It's (It's) Like (Like) This (This) Yo (Yo)! Shinseiki no MASUTAA na PIISU Jinrui mina BAKA kyoudai daichi tsunagaru yo! No Funk No Life (Hey) It's (It's) Like (Like) That (That) Yo (Yo)! Kono Funkastic OORAI? Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up! FURIIKII ni ikiru Fantastic Funk Open The Funk saa, kantan da Stand Up! FURIIKII ni ikiru HARERUYA	F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C On The Funk And Fantastic F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-C On The Funk And Fantastic Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock年中 Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock It Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock年中 Funkastic Beats Body,Body Rock It ハイ着地 未開拓地 ボケっと開いた 口発する"Funkastic!"(Woo) ダンディズム超えるファンキズム このコンセントサインふり上げ着信 I'm Fine Thank You(And You) 舞い上がったまんまのこの連中 I'm Funk 年中無休で 続けるあくなきアバンチュール 陸・海・空 全世界中 またにかけ今夜もVIP待遇 またタフなレーダー ターゲット発見 Rock The Body,Body イルマリSay Like That Yo! Backから Come Follow Me ハイセンス 二番手の最高のBeats Bigな今日にFunkyマシン ハデなアクションとダイナマイトピーク (One)東から(Two)西まで 訳なく(Three)果てまで だってメーター ブレーキなし Break It Down(Down) Freakyな 風に乗って 壁くだいて 雨は裂いて もう上がって行け(Yo!) (イル)2つの国ブレンド しっかり見てな空にTake Off Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up! フリーキーに生きる ファンタスティック Funk Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up! フリーキーに生きる ハレルヤ ドラムロール ジャジャジャジャ~ン オレ様が エントリーNo.3番だ 超ゆかい痛快な Funkastic PSYは? 生まれながらのMC 左手に持つMIC(Hey Yeah) 右手上げて"Funky!" もちろん超本気で言え 言い放って 解き放って からかって笑って おいちいとこ全部かっさらって Psy Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye みそっカスの子 劣等感捨て おバカどう? 集まりなマザコン ラグジュアリーRS ハーレムへ(Go) エスコートします 君の不安と不満と ブランクをうす消しにしたファンクを ちょろいもんさ どうした? すっぱだかでお宝みせあって HOOCHIE COOCHIE ラララー ファンカスティッコー生出し おバカさんへのツアープラン けっこう オレのジェットじゃ不安? このファンカスティコのフィーリングをプレゼント おバカドススメ まるだしで進め 南から西から東から北も ワールドワイド共通 このフィーリングをプレゼント 頭ん中 簡単なパターン ばっか巡り巡るつながるループ "ハッ!"と気づかずサブリミナル Beatsの輪ハマるハメになる Knock-Knock(Who Is It?) 朝までパーティ 盛り上げるMr. Mr.Funkastic 自由と夢を支給 地球上めがけ ふけよ新風 オーデイ オーナイロン 夜来 Say Ho!(Make Money) されどLove & Peace It's Like This Yo! 新世紀の マスターなピース 人類 みなバカ兄弟 大地 つながるよ! No Funk No Life (Hey) It's Like That Yo! これFunkastic オーライ? Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up! フリーキーに生きる Fantastic Funk Open The Funk さあ 簡単だStand Up! フリーキーに生きる ハレルヤ

Audio Details

The song, "FUNKASTIC" by Rip Slyme, was very popular in Japan, reachin #2 on the national charts. Rip Slyme's music is popular with (f)animutations because of how unintelligible it is to a non-Japanese speaker, and thereby how easy it is to construct mondegreens therefrom.

Trivia

• Continue playing the movie at the end and you'll see an image of Wile E. Coyote holding up a sign that says "Stop in the name of humanity".
• "When Mrs. Garret pops up with a cigar in her mouth, there's a small secret message in the bottom right corner. If you zoom in on it, it reads 'i need a hug'." (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
• "Click on circle for secret!!!!! Of course, nothing happens when you click on it. A chilling symbology if there ever was one." (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
• "When Mr. Bean pops up in front of Spider Head Boy, there is another secret message in his hair. Zoom in and it reads, 'this is baby luigi, he's as fun as a sgueegee! (sic)'" (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
• "Zoom in to Bob Saget's shoulder. The text reads, 'if you look had (sic) enough, you can find secret messages!' What is it with me and mispelling secret messages??" (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)
• "If you zoom in right under the "old fashioned" sign on the Quaker Oats guy, there's this message: 'MY DADD'YS (sic) NAME IS PHILLIP. HE'S A LAWYER'. It's a quote from my live action directorial debut, "Billy Triumphs Over Evil", available on www.eviltrailmix.com" (from Earth Vs. Funk GUIDE)

External Links

• Earth Vs. Funk at Neil Cicierega's site
• Earth Vs. Funk at Newgrounds
• Earth Vs. Funk at Albino Blacksheep