Plan 9 From Underpants

Plan 9 From Underpants
Save the world with underpants!
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Author: Andrew Kepple ▾ Release Date: October 13, 2003 ▾ File Size: 1.76 MB Duration: 3:55 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Colin Mochrie
Audio Info
De Kabouterdans Artist: Kabouter Plop Album: 10 Ploptoppers Vol. 1 Genre: Children's Language: Dutch ▾

About

"Plan 9 From Underpants" is the 2nd part of the epic "Colin Mochrie vs Jesus H. Christ" Fanimutation Trilogy.

A long time ago in a fallacy far, far away...

Episode II Plan 9 from Underpants

After His glorious victory over Colin Mochrie, Jesus H. Christ went on to become the leader of Animutation Inc., and enforced many laws prohibiting the use of Animutation characters in Fanimutations.

Meanwhile, Colin escaped from JHC's mighty grip, but those who remembered Colin soon began to forget. And so the legend of Colin soon faded into myth, and the myth faded into obscurity.

But some folk still remembered the forbidden songs, which hinted at a return of the ancient ways; songs that told of Ritalin and Pischella and fantastic creatures who wore naught but underpants emblazoned with a single green leaf...

Cast

• Tukuroirangi Morgan/Colin Mochrie
• Eminem
• Jesus H. Christ
• Weird Al Yankovic
• Sigmund Freud
• Space Leprechauns
  • Darth Vader
  • Trinity
  • Commander Keen Cosplayer
  • Satoshi Tajiri
• Andrew Kepple
• Cliche Kitty
• Super Macho Man
• Ted Turner
• Doom Guy/I. R. Baboon
• Alex Trebek
• Adolf Hitler
• Dave Thomas
• Princess Diana's Brain
• Penny (in background)
• Manic Norwegian
• Zippy
• I Can't Believe It's Not Dave Thomas
• Sonya

Notable Props

• Telephone
• Matter Transport Booth
• St3r3-O-Vision

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics	Real Lyrics	Translation[1]
Earring who'd call collect Bound to dis your float accounts Lost the root, Al found it, Sigmund Here comes the big underpants! Hail Colin, them Geeks do hear, and come on to wish you out! Namely, first, "Vader" wants to do some stuff for you. "Computer there? Hehehe (: Care for my new hand?" "Oooh, we are close!" "I say, er, pull that cripple down, sir!" "On any Zig? Eat my cheese! Slow down and get Andrew Kepple to match it." "Yeah man! Maurice A! Get Andrew Kepple to match this!" "Exoliting SEGNA-line, Yay, mix lucks with May dance!" "Dung harbour!" Flying here in the clouds And it wouldn't doubt a flood Throw your almond in the loo Ah, new Sega with a suit! Slap me 'round, Olsen Clowns Save the world with Underpants! "Colin, you're-- (By Cupid and Dancer!)" "Uh, Dancer? Ah, it walked out the uber-bomb now, sir! It don't stick, baby. You can't slap her." You're the king of Bruise-A-Root Ma, the Sane (of Manic Norway) Doom Baboon   The Dunce Cockney Mars Viking   Rail Car Flying here in the clouds And it wouldn't doubt a flood Throw your almond in the loo Ah, new Sega with a suit! Slap me 'round, Olsen Clowns Save the world with Underpants! Flying here in the clouds And it wouldn't doubt a flood Throw your almond in the loo Ah, new Sega with a suit! Slap me 'round, Olsen Clowns Save the world with Underpants! Zeg Kwebbeltje vind je niet dat ik mooi kan dansen ja dat is normaal he ah ja he ik ben als het ware de beste danser van heel het kabouterdorp You lead us and Necktie boy Blow, I'll just crawl over Ma Tar & Dune come often here To drink their rail car Flying here in the clouds And it wouldn't doubt a flood Throw your almond in the loo Ah, new Sega with a suit! Slap me 'round, Olsen Clowns Save the world with Underpants! Flying here in the clouds And it wouldn't doubt a flood Throw your almond in the loo Ah, new Sega with a suit! Slap me 'round, Olsen Clowns Save the world with Underpants! Flying here in the clouds And it wouldn't doubt a flood Throw your almond in the loo Ah, new Sega with a suit! Slap me 'round, Olsen Clowns Save the world with Underpants!	Iedereen goed opgelet want dit is je grote kans luister goed na wat ik zeg want hier komt de kabouterdans elke jongen kiest nu eerst een kaboutermeisje uit neem haar vast bij de hand en doe een stap vooruit Kom Kwebbeltje geef me maar een hand Oh ja Klus He zeg ik wil met Kwebbel dansen Ah nee zeg ik was eerst, zoek jij maar een ander kaboutermeisje Maar hier zijn geen andere kaboutermeisjes Ik zal is iets zeggen he Lui jij mag straks met mij dansen Daar gaan we Draai een keer in het rond stamp met je voeten op de grond zwaai je armen in de lucht ga nu zitten met een zucht stap nu rond als een gans zo gaat de kabouterdans Kom Lui jij mag nu met mij dansen Dansen, ik word daar zo moe van van dansen ik dans niet meer mee ik ga slapen Ja dat ging al reuze goed maar we zijn nog lang niet klaar wij doen gewoon die dans opnieuw maar 2x na elkaar Draai een keer in het rond stamp met je voeten op de grond zwaai je armen in de lucht ga nu zitten met een zucht stap nu rond als een gans zo gaat de kabouterdans Draai een keer in het rond stamp met je voeten op de grond zwaai je armen in de lucht ga nu zitten met een zucht stap nu rond als een gans zo gaat de kabouterdans Zeg Kwebbeltje vind je niet dat ik mooi kan dansen ja dat is normaal he ah ja he ik ben als het ware de beste danser van heel het kabouterdorp Jullie dansen echt heel mooi ploppetjes geloof me maar daarom doen we t nog een keer nu 3x na elkaar draai een keer in het rond stamp met je voeten op de grond zwaai je armen in de lucht ga nu zitten met een zucht stap nu rond als een gans zo gaat de kabouterdans draai een keer in het rond stamp met je voeten op de grond zwaai je armen in de lucht ga nu zitten met een zucht stap nu rond als een gans zo gaat de kabouterdans draai een keer in het rond stamp met je voeten op de grond zwaai je armen in de lucht ga nu zitten met een zucht stap nu rond als een gans zo gaat de kabouterdans	Everybody, pay close attention For this is your big chance Listen good to what I say For here comes the gnome-dance Each boy now chooses [asks out] first a gnome-girl Take her firmly by the hand and take a step forward Come, Kwebbel! Give me your hand please Oh, yes, Klus! Hey--say, I want to dance with Kwebbel No! I was first! Find another gnome-girl! But there aren't any other gnome-girls here I'll tell you something, Lui-- You may dance with me soon Then let's go! Turn one time roundabout Stomp with your feet on the ground Sway your arms in the air Now sit with a sigh Now pace around like a goose So goes the gnome-dance! Come, Lui, you can dance with me now Dance? I'm getting so tired of dancing I'm not dancing any more I'm going to bed Yes, that all went really well But we won't be clear for long We'll stay and do the dance again But two times after each other Turn one time roundabout Stomp with your feet on the ground Sway your arms in the air Now sit with a sigh Now pace around like a goose So goes the gnome-dance! Turn one time roundabout Stomp with your feet on the ground Sway your arms in the air Now sit with a sigh Now pace around like a goose So goes the gnome-dance! Say, Kwebbel Don't you think that I can dance handsomely? Yes, that's normal, eh? Yes, yes I'm in a way the best dancer in the whole gnome-village! You are all dancing trully beautifully Little ploppers, take my word for it Therefore let's do it still another time Now three times after each other Turn one time roundabout Stomp with your feet on the ground Sway your arms in the air Now sit with a sigh Now pace around like a goose So goes the gnome-dance! Turn one time roundabout Stomp with your feet on the ground Sway your arms in the air Now sit with a sigh Now pace around like a goose So goes the gnome-dance! Turn one time roundabout Stomp with your feet on the ground Sway your arms in the air Now sit with a sigh Now pace around like a goose So goes the gnome-dance!

Audio Credits

"De Kabouterdans", from the Dutch kids' show "Kabouter Plop".

Trivia

• The title of this flash is a reference to Plan 9 From Outer Space, a movie generally considered the worst ever.
• References to other animutations:
  • JamezBond: Among the creatures floating in space are the Cliche Kitty, Super Macho Man standing on some planetoid, and the rocket from "Chu-Chu Rocket" Nicholas escaped in. Also, one of Colin's opponents in the Kortal Mombat sequence is Alex Trebek (incidentally, in the director's commentary Andrew Kepple claims he used a clone of Alex Trebek instead of pandering to Trebek's demands).
  • Hyakugojyuuichi: Ted Turner finds a hobo (who turns out to be Colin Mochrie) in his room.
  • Rock And Roll Mcdonalds: As part of his training regiment, Colin eats a box of Wheaties.
  • French Erotic Film: The Wheaties box Colin eats has a picture of renniD nezorF and the caption "Breakfast of Old Blue Scots". Also, Diana's Brain and Zippy are two of Colin's opponents during Kortal Mombat.
  • Penny's Big Adventure/Bend It Like A Knife: When Colin travels Teh World to go to the Kortal Mombat competition in Kandahar, one of the places on the map is Fishpoke Island. "FISH-POKE!" is one of the last mondegreens of Ome Henk's "Neem Een Ander In De Maling," a Dutch-language parody of Aqua's "Barbie Girl." The song was used in the Animutations "Penny's Big Adventure" and "Bend It Like A Knife", and is often erroneously reported as being sung in German rather than Dutch.
  • Shumway: The tournament takes place in Kandahar, and the space-leprechauns take a shortcut there using the Matter Transport Booth, much to Colin's annoyance.
  • Irrational Exuberance: Colin faces both Dave Thomas and I Can't Believe It's Not Dave Thomas in Kortal Mombat.
• If you click the Replay button, a Windows XP like error-screen comes up for Flash Player. Clicking on the buttons provides different scenes:
  • Clicking "Don't Send" will cause Colin to come and kick away the error message.
  • Clicking "Send" will show a crudely drawn confused stick figure labeled as a Microsoft employee holding an error report with the text "OMFG WTF IS THIS?".
  • Clicking "Click Here" will show I.R. Baboon dressed as a DJ and using a computer's hard drive as a set of turntables.
• When it shows the Colin vs. Dave Thomas screen, for one frame the text above reads "Kortal Wombat"