Onsokumaru's Great Adventure

Onsokumaru's Great Adventure
Physicists have not yet determined whether or not stars are actually ticklish.
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Information
Subtitle: The Cheerfully Nonsensical Animation Author: VXO ▾ Release Date: October 6, 2005 ▾ File Size: 4.62 MB Duration: 4:13 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Onsokumaru
Audio Info
☆ Artist: Plus-Tech Squeeze Box Album: Fakevox Genre: Shibuya-Kei Language: Engrish ▾

About

Alright, so it isn't really very much about Onsokumaru or about great adventures, but it is most bizarre and nifty.

Onsokumaru is one of the main characters of the anime 2x2=Shinobuden ('Ninja Nonsense' for the USA release).

Here, we see his bizarre adventure through suburban dada in the vicinity of Kendall, Florida.

Cast

• Onsokumaru
• Trashcat
• Tama-chan (from "Love Hina")
• The voice of 'Cynthia' (E5 Counting Station)
• Linus van Pelt
• Some weird little chibi catgirl thingie
• Miami-Dade Transit Agency buses
• A naked Furby
• Chii bust
• walkie-talkie thing?
• Tetsuko from Super Milk Chan
• Tomo Takino
• Pokey the Penguin
• The dimension within Guu's stomach
• Kool-Aid Man cosplayer
• Sandra Bullock
• Ranpha Franboise and Milfeulle Sakuraba, crying
• A Russian tiger
• Mario
• Colin Mochrie
• Earth
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• Thomas the Tank Engine
• Hamtaro
• Hello Kitty mushroom cloud, inspired by the same in the online comic, Chicanery
• Strong Bad
• people at computers?
• George W. Bush
• Laguna Loire
• A Los Angeles Metro bus (NABI 60-BRT)
• guy speaking?
• "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Guy
• two anime girls?
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Ekans
• Rickson Gracie
• other people on the cover of Sports Yeah! magazine
• Radio Havana Mascot

Notable Props

• Furnace
• 3-500Z Vacuum Tubes
•  ? Block
• Voit Ball?
• PantherSoft building (really the FIU painting studio, due to a stupid signage malfunction!)
• Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain"
• "Sports Yeah!" Magazine
• MacStumbler 0.75b

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

458 81, 348 Linus? Have you ever been to the square place? Have you ever met with ice, Tomo? I know you'll thank me if you just ask... Yeah! I'll tickle a million stars Like shining bright, like... Sandra Bullock? Already, no mother is proved wrong! A Russian tiger eats... And let it show... like a furnace... Cause the whole atmosphere bleeds stars out... Those of you with porn are ever more powerful. Have you ever been to the movies? Have you ever said, "As for your face... You wore a cake; who'd make Luchas dance? ...Yeah."

Have you ever been to the square place? Have you ever met great astronaut? I know you take me to future space Yeah Oh, twinkle little my stars like a shiny day and Saturday night Already no more realist blue tie Oh, what shall I do it's elevation like a flying ace Cause i ride across twinkling star tours [unknown] Have you ever been to the moon phase? Have you ever set up for new face You know I take you to future space Yeah.

Audio Details

• The numbers station heard in the song is the CIA "Counting Station", ENIGMA ID: E5. This used to be broadcast from a military facility at Warrenton, Virginia. The Warrenton facility is used for training of operatives for... who the heck knows what. This station is actually present in the original audio.
• The clip heard when clicking Play Again is E13, a temporary station used in West Germany during some attempt to destabilize the government around 1991.

Trivia

• When "Have you ever been to the movies?" is sung, the theater shown is the Muvico Paradise 24 in Davie, Florida.
• The scene with the photographic enlargers was added following a personal experience in which a Saunders/LPL enlarger head fell completely apart in a school black and white photo darkroom, spewing light everywhere in the process and fogging everyone's photographs.
• Right before the scene with the clouds and the Hello Kitty mushroom cloud, there is a subliminal message that says "SAGE THIS @#%#!!".
• There is some director's commentary below the frame.
• Right-click on the closing frame and select "Play" for an additional sequence involving Papa November.
• Many ideas and images were contributed by Indogutsu Tenbuki, who goes to school with VXO.
• The pictures of the two crying anime characters and the animated sequence of the two characters dancing were both swiped off 4chan. Nothing is known of their identities or real origins.
• The "Snakes on a Plane" gag is a reference to a 2006 movie starring Samuel L. Jackson. The snakes in this fanimutation are battle sprites from various RPGs. They are:
  • Ekans from "Pokémon" series (the "Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire" sprite is shown)
  • Coil Snake from "Earthbound" (AKA "Mother 2")
  • Snake from the RPG Maker 2000 Run-Time Package
  • Big Cobra from "Dragon Quest II" ("Dragon Warrior II" in the USA)
  • Crested Viper from "Dragon Quest IV" ("Dragon Warrior IV" in the USA)
  • Constric from "Lennus" ("Paladin's Quest" in the USA)
  • O-Namuchi from "Shin Megami Tensei" series

External Links

• Onsokumaru's Great Adventure on VXO's website
• View the Flash file for Onsokumaru's Great Adventure on VXO's website