3.14

3.14
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Author: Flashbastard ▾ Release Date: November 14, 2006 ▾ File Size: 4.39 MB Duration: 3:57 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Jon Stewart
Audio Info
3.14 Artist: Bloodhound Gang Album: Hooray For Boobies Genre: Rap/Rock/Comedy Language: English ▾

Cast

• blue statue lady?
• Bill Cosby
• I-No
• Hulk Hogan
• Ninja with Guitar
• green haired person on guitar?
• Jon Stewart
• Vanessa Z. Schneider AKA Booty Vision girl
• Dick Van Dyke
• Stripper from Duke Nukem 3D
• woman?
• hot guy?
• Tony the Tiger
• various cereals
• leper?
• John Ritter
• Joyce DeWitt
• Suzanne Somers
• donkey?
• Sea Monkey family
• worm in apple and bird?
• woman?
• Mr. Peanut
• Booty Vision woman?
• Calvin
• ugly thing?
• tattooed butt?
• breasts?
• Snap, Crackle and Pop
• nude girl?
• Booty Vision girl?
• woman's face?
• Calvin Klein model?
• Mink
• dog?
• Colin Mochrie
• Pee Wee Herman
• Kevin Costner
• Dakota Fanning
• Rik Mayall from "Drop Dead Fred"
• woman with hose?
• anorexic woman?
• thin woman?
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• Booty Vision girl's butt?
• Matthew Lesko
• evil toilet?
• Mike Patton
• wedding couple?
• guy tied up?
• NOFX (one with George W. Bush shirt)
• Janeane Garofalo
• woman on Japanese sign?
• Sam and Max the Bunny
• Mona Lisa
• 9 women?
• fetus?
• Jay and Silent Bob

Notable Props

• Marmite

Lyrics

My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me Lefty? Ya, but that was alright She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright My mistake: She was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company Ass like donkey, acting funky, gave her "L" now she's a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd? I'm white which goes with everything, but I can come in any color And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like 'em easy and hot and sweet, like a Rice Krispy Treat, gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me. I need to find a new vagina Any kinda new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? Kinda, North Carolina Women are like dog doo, hear me through, don't interrupt It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up I'd fill the generation gap, clear the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner Like Sizzler she go ta beef, we'll chew the fat If I forget to put the seat up, I can put up with her crap Let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garofalo She'd use big words to make fun of me, so that I would never know Bestow upon me of her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me. I need to find a new vagina Any kinda new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Kevin Kline? Kinda, South Carolina Vagina...

Trivia

• Flash Bastard started this animation before going in for a routine surgery, that turned out to be not so routine and landed him in ICU for a week. After he was able to breath without a tube in his throat he vowed to finish this animutation as soon as he got back home.
• This animutation caused some controversy in the Animutation Portal because of its NSFW nature that was GENUINELY NSFW. He was told by a peer in the animutation community that he was a "sick bastard" that deserved to die because of his animutations. Because of this it edged Flash Bastard to release another even WORSE NSFW piece (Fish Funk).
• If you continue letting the animutation play past the end credits, there is a secret message "STFUHK" above the replay button. This was added AFTER the controversy as Flash Bastard's retaliation to the negative reviews and voting done by a fellow animutator.
• This animutation won 2 Animucademy Awards for Best NSFW Work and Best English Music.

External Links

• 3.14 on Albino Blacksheep