Onsokumaru's Great Adventure

Onsokumaru's Great Adventure
Physicists have not yet determined whether or not stars are actually ticklish.
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Information
Subtitle: The Cheerfully Nonsensical Animation Author: VXO ▾ Release Date: October 6, 2005 ▾ File Size: 4.62 MB Duration: 4:13 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Onsokumaru
Audio Info
☆ Artist: Plus-Tech Squeeze Box Album: Fakevox Genre: Experimental Electronic Language: Engrish, Japanese ▾

About

Alright, so it isn't really very much about Onsokumaru or about great adventures, but it is most bizarre and nifty.

Onsokumaru is one of the main characters of the anime 2x2=Shinobuden ('Ninja Nonsense' for the USA release).

Here, we see his bizarre adventure through suburban dada in the vicinity of Kendall, Florida.

Cast

• Onsokumaru
• Trashcat
• Tama-chan (from "Love Hina")
• The voice of 'Cynthia' (E5 Counting Station)
• Linus van Pelt
• Some weird little chibi catgirl thingie
• Miami-Dade Transit Agency buses
• A naked Furby
• Chii
• Tetsuko from Super Milk Chan
• Tomo Takino
• Pokey the Penguin
• The dimension within Guu's stomach
• Kool-Aid Man cosplayer
• Sandra Bullock
• two crying anime kids?
• Eye-in-the-pyramid thingie
• A Russian tiger
• Mario
• Colin Mochrie
• Earth
• Jay Jay
• Thomas the Tank Engine
• Hamtaro
• Hello Kitty mushroom cloud, inspired by the same in the online comic, Chicanery
• Strong Bad
• people at computers?
• George W. Bush
• Laguna Loire
• A Los Angeles Metro bus (NABI 60-BRT)
• guy speaking?
• That guy on the steamroller who says "WRYYYYYYYYYYYY"?
• two anime girls?
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Ekans
• Radio Havana Mascot

Notable Props

• Furnace
• 3-500Z Vacuum Tubes
•  ? Block
• Voit Ball?
• PantherSoft building
• Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain"
• "Sports Yeah!" Magazine
• MacStumbler 0.75b

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

458 81, 348 Linus? Have you ever been to the square place? Have you ever met with ice, Tomo? I know you'll thank me if you just ask... Yeah! I'll tickle a million stars Like shining bright, like... Sandra Bullock? Already, no mother is proved wrong! A Russian tiger eats... And let it show... like a furnace... Cause the whole atmosphere bleeds stars out... Those of you with porn are ever more powerful. Have you ever been to the movies? Have you ever said, "As for your face... You wore a cake; who'd make Luchas dance? ...Yeah."

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Trivia

• When "Have you ever been to the movies?" is sung, the theater shown is the Muvico Paradise 24 in Davie, Florida.
• Right before the scene with the clouds and the Hello Kitty mushroom cloud, there is a subliminal message that says "SAGE THIS @#%#!!".
• There is some director's commentary below the frame.
• Right-click on the closing frame and select "Play" for an additional sequence involving Papa November.
• Many ideas and images were contributed by Indogutsu Tenbuki, who goes to school with VXO.
• The "Snakes on a Plane" gag is a reference to a 2006 movie starring Samuel L. Jackson. The snakes in this fanimutation are battle sprites from various RPGs. They are:
  • Ekans from "Pokémon" series (the "Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire" sprite is shown)
  • Coil Snake from "Earthbound" (AKA "Mother 2")
  • Snake from the RPG Maker 2000 Run-Time Package
  • Big Cobra from "Dragon Quest II" ("Dragon Warrior II" in the USA)
  • Crested Viper from "Dragon Quest IV" ("Dragon Warrior IV" in the USA)
  • Constric from "Lennus" ("Paladin's Quest" in the USA)
  • O-Namuchi from "Shin Megami Tensei" series

External Links

• Onsokumaru's Great Adventure on VXO's website
• View the Flash file for Onsokumaru's Great Adventure on VXO's website