Mostly Metal Jacket

Mostly Metal Jacket
R. Lee Ermey briefs our heroes
Information
Author: Bill Volk Release Date: 02/12/2005 File Size: 2,162.6Kb Length: 2:57 Complexity: ? (Poiuytic Scale) Star: Colin Mochrie and Zippy
Audio Info
Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot Artist: Ted Gärdestad & Michael B. Tretow Album: Caramba Genre: ? Language: N/A

About

In this alternate history epic, Colin Mochrie plays himself as a Vietnam soldier who deserts and becomes a hippy, but is forced to leap in action again when the Vietnamese conquer America and begin invading Canada.

Cast

• Stained Glass Patriot Bunny
• Zippy
• Jean-Luc Picard
• Colin Mochrie
• R. Lee Ermey
• Some guy
• Malcolm McDowell
• HAL 9000
• Alfonso Ribiero
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• Bungle
• Jesus H. Christ
• Some other guy ('Duh!' protester)
• Maury Povich

Notable Props

• Matter Transport Booth

Transcript

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Lyrics

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Real Lyrics

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Trivia

• The replay button at the end of the movie is supposed to be a rubbing of Zippy's name from the Vietnam Memorial Wall Thing in Washington, DC. The spinning guy in the intermission is one of the statues near there.

• Alex and HAL 9000 are from other movies by Stanley Kubrick, director of Full Metal Jacket. Carlton Banks is not.

• The bear from the intermission is from Rainbow, the same kids' show as Zippy, and "I've got a big red one" is taken from that show's most notorious lost episode.

• The scrolling message "You all from Texas, and you're not steers, if you get my meaning" is based on Sergeant Hartman's line "Only steers and queers come from Texas".

• Mostly Metal Jacket contains references to the following animutations:
  • Seven Deadly Dwarfs - the "Survival Tip" message, displayed as Colin and Zippy get in the boat.
  • Jesus H. Christ - the Jesus action figure
  • Hyakugojyuuichi - Jay Jay, the sun, the phrase "Wakeman is Biased," Colin's street number being 151, "Donuts are high in fat" mentioned in the 'survival tip', and the "Do not read this text" as JHC gives Colin the newspaper.
  • Shumway - the Matter Transport Booth
  • Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie - Colin Mochrie's house is only a giant box, but that's fine with him.
  • French Erotic Film - Zippy, and the phrase "Free the Chained-Up Thing" on the protester's sign.
  • Team Rocket's Journey Through Time and Space - The Magic News, which reports on the President's missing toe.
  • Earth Vs. Funk - The phrase "Missile Cuts No Cold" on the protester's sign.
  • Monster Deer - The 'survival tip' contains a way to keep flies from taking your nan.
  • Do the Mario - "Take one step, and then again", mentioned in the 'survival tip'.
  • Chocolate Niblet Beans - Sue-Ling-Goh, mentioned in the 'survival tip'.

External Links

• Mostly Metal Jacket on Newgrounds