Hyakugojyuuichi Forever

Hyakugojyuuichi Forever
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Author: Andrew Kepple Release Date: 2/28/2004 File Size: 6.85MB Length: 6:00 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Stars: Lemon Demon, Jay Jay, Colin Mochrie
Audio Info
Hyakugojyuuichi 2003 Artist: Lemon Demon Album: Clown Circus Genre: Rap Language: English

About

A tribute to the original "Hyakugojyuuichi" flash video.

Cast

• Funny Fat Kid Sprite
• Machine Gunner
• Lemon Demon
• Barry
• Mr. Toukas
• Jay Jay
• Pee Wee Herman
• Molly
• Mr. Bean
• Daniel Radcliffe
• CATS
• Saiyan Guy
• It's Man
• Mr. Sad
• Grouchy Smurf
• Grumpy Bear
• Boober Fraggle
• George W. Bush
• Brainy Smurf
• Nicholas
• Goth Barbie
• Paul Reubens Mugshot
• Jughead
• Ernest P. Worrell
• Bilbo Baggins
• Matthew Lesko
• Harry Potter
• Monkeys
• Dr. Mankind
• Ronald McDonald as The Joker
• Frumbum
• Mario
• Camel
• Pixel Face
• Hello Kitty
• McGruff
• Aaron Ackerson
• Princess Leia
• Penny
• Obi-Wan Kenobi
• Bob
• Farchie Archie
• Guybrush Threepwood
• Hobo
• Dave Thomas
• Kung Fu Phil
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Pippin
• MC Hammer
• Wile E. Coyote
• Neil Cicierega
• Stanley Spadowski
• Richard Simmons
• Wesley Willis
• Ralph Wiggum
• Leprechaun
• John Howard
• Joseph Lieberman
• Porky Pig
• Devil Phil
• Tom Cruise
• Bing Crosby
• Bullwinkle J. Moose
• Jay Leno
• Captain Lou Albano
• Bulbasaur
• Pikachu
• Uncle Sam
• The Thinker
• Michael Moore
• Francis Bacon
• Sonny Bono
• Barney Fife
• Chris Benoit
• Dopefish
• Adam
• Bumblebee Man
• Mr. Sparkle
• Rumble
• Crocodile Dundee
• Han Solo
• Manic Norwegian
• Alex Chiu
• Jesus H. Christ
• renniD nezorF
• Ryan Stiles
• Neo
• The Architect
• Ultraman
• Mr. Smith
• Meagol
• Alfred E. Neuman
• Yoda
• Bart Simpson

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Hey you, sit down and listen Don't be flippant, and don't be dismissin' Think you're a Flash encyclopedia Eating, breathing Macromedia? Think you're cool saying "All Your Base"? Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face You gotta be kiddin' me with that crap Animutation's where it's at! 9 out of 10 sociopaths agree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee Just take it from me, MC NC You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi If you've got the time, go grab a pen And watch that thing again and again Try to figure it out, what does it mean? What is the significance of Mr. Bean? Does anyone know, are there any takers? What's up with all the broken pacemakers? This world is full of speculation But nobody cracks this animutation! 9 out of 10 sociopaths agree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! You're an idiot if you disagree Just take it from the MC, NC You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi Wakeman is biased like a household appliance Helly Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife Not even Obi-Wan can save the Yodel of Life Your name is Bob, you're my heartthrob I lost my job when I got fired By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, he Smelled like an orangutan's old apartment Found a hobo in my room, what do I do? He looks dead, he's full of lead Bleeding red onto my bedspread And he also seems to be missing his head Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill? Or will he just keep on telling me to KILL? Hay, don't ewe gimme that look You never had what it took Eye took the beef, & eye beefed it up Ewe sat and wined Wile eye took the cup of gold You are getting old! When you see this face, you'd better fold Take this mop and shove it, boy 'Cause it's the only way you'll be employed I am know as the beef bastard Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master I am know as the beef bastard Everyone else is a walking disaster Why no one is-a, Eat Fast Food! It's your ass I know I'm after I am gnome NASA, Eat Fast Food! Everyone knows I'm the oven-mitt master Well, I'm Shmorky! I'm eatin' Porky! White E wrapping, shore sounds, door key Got a girl, she's a Double-D I slap her butt dressed as a bumble bee I eat paste all damn day I was in a Shakespeare play I sit down on a lazy susan Spinnin' round like Tommy Cruisin' Bong, Bong, Bing, Bing I get paid to play with my thing Got my zip in, zip out, zip up, begin Room with a moose! Jay Leno's chin Ambulance, Enron, Peewee, Pokemon Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Dishwasher, they choose you And eye can't think Of N E Moore two c'est TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo Found a hobo in my room It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run Suzukisan is the formation of a bun And a veggie burger with tsukemono Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono To the afterlife, to visit Barney Fife And to see Pero's screen shots of his wife Named Christ Benoit, wearing a pretty dress Saying "Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu!" Do the Mario, itsy bitsy hockey Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey Captain Lou bodyslams a rubber duckie Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky Lucky lucky, nice to Mewtwo I need tea for two, how about you Mr. Coldheart? Or should I say professor? It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser Props to Neil, he's the real deal His friends all call him Mr. Popeil He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week His looks are hot and his clothes are chic He single-handedly changed the face of the Net He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder His seizure-inducing flag says Mr. Gabungah Hey kids! Coming ready or not! Call me your Pokemon Halibudo! (More Gibberish) Get ready to rumble! (Gibberish) (Gibberish) (Gibberish) Hello Kitty (Gibberish) (Gibberish) (Gibberish) Seen Wal-Mart? Enough! That's a pity! Hey, your mother! Take it away! Anybother Gunther, then drop dead I'm gonna do to, hump a Barbie Solo, Moolah, Colin Mochrie! TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo Found a hobo in my room It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! There you have it, that's the game One-Fifty-One, we can all be the same I'm sure that it's been appetizing With all the subliminal advertising This has been a celebration Animutation fans across the nation In formation, raise their hands in dedication To the crazy flashing psychopathic Happy dancing super magic Power mega ultra kistchy Hyakugojyuuichi! 9 out of 10 sociopaths agree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee Just take it from the MC, NC You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!

Hey you, sit down and listen Don't be flippant, and don't be dismissin' Think you're a Flash encyclopedia Eating, breathing Macromedia? Think you're cool saying "All Your Base"? Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face You gotta be kiddin' me with that crap Animutation's where it's at! 9 out of 10 sociopaths agree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee Just take it from me, MC NC You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi If you've got the time, go grab a pen And watch that thing again and again Try to figure it out, what does it mean? What is the significance of Mr. Bean? Does anyone know, are there any takers? What's up with all the broken pacemakers? This world is full of speculation But nobody cracks this animutation! 9 out of 10 sociopaths agree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! You're an idiot if you disagree Just take it from the MC, NC You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi Wakeman is biased like a household appliance Helly Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife Not even Obi-Wan can save the Yodel of Life Your name is Bob, you're my heartthrob I lost my job when I got fired By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, he Smelled like an orangutan's old apartment Found a hobo in my room, what do I do? He looks dead, he's full of lead Bleeding red onto my bedspread And he also seems to be missing his head Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill? Or will he just keep on telling me to KILL? Hey, don't you gimme that look You never had what it took I took the beef, and I beefed it up You sat and whined while I took the cup of gold You are getting old! When you see this face, you'd better fold Take this mop and shove it, boy 'Cause it's the only way you'll be employed I am know as the beef bastard Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master I am know as the beef bastard Everyone else is a walking disaster I am know as the beef bastard Think you're fast? You know I'm faster I am know as the beef bastard Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master Well, I'm Shmorky! I'm eatin' Porky! Whitey rapping sure sounds dorky Got a girl, she's a Double-D I slap her butt dressed as a bumble bee I eat paste all damn day I was in a Shakespeare play I sit down on a lazy susan Spinnin' round like Tommy Cruisin' Bong, Bong, Bing, Bing I get paid to play with my thing Got my zip in, zip out, zip up, begin Room with a moose! Jay Leno's chin Ambulance, Enron, Peewee, Pokemon Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, they choose you And I can't think Of anymore to say TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo Found a hobo in my room It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run Suzukisan is the formation of a bun And a veggie burger with tsukemono Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono To the afterlife, to visit Barney Fife And to see Pero's screen shots of his wife Named Christ Benoit, wearing a pretty dress Saying "Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu!" Do the Mario, itsy bitsy hockey Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey Captain Lou bodyslams a rubber duckie Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky Lucky lucky, nice to Mewtwo I need tea for two, how about you Mr. Coldheart? Or should I say professor? It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser Props to Neil, he's the real deal His friends all call him Mr. Popeil He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week His looks are hot and his clothes are chic He single-handedly changed the face of the Net He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder His seizure-inducing flag says Mr. Gabungah Hey kids! (gibbersh) (Gibberish) Pokemon (gibberish) (More Gibberish) Get ready to rumble! (Gibberish) (Gibberish) (Gibberish) Hello Kitty (Gibberish) (Gibberish) (Gibberish) (Yet More Gibberish) (Yet More Gibberish) (Yet More Gibberish) (Yet More Gibberish) (Gibberish) Colin Mochrie! TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo Found a hobo in my room It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! There you have it, that's the game One-Fifty-One, we can all be the same I'm sure that it's been appetizing With all the subliminal advertising This has been a celebration Animutation fans across the nation In formation, raise their hands in dedication To the crazy flashing psychopathic Happy dancing super magic Power mega ultra kistchy Hyakugojyuuichi! 9 out of 10 sociopaths agree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee Just take it from the MC, NC You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!

Trivia

• The phrase "Watashi wa Animutation ga suki desu" is Japanese for "I'm in love with Animutation". Though as Andrew Kepple notes in his commentary for "Hyakugojyuuichi Forever", Aaron mispronounces "suki" (it should be pronounced with an almost silent 'u', so it sounds more like "ski").
• During the last chorus, as Neil sings "You're an idiot if you disagree", you can see the phrase "Found a hobo in my room" flash by in 22 different languages, both real and imaginary. The complete list, in order:
  • English - Found a hobo in my room
  • French - Trouvé un hobo dans ma salle
  • Japanese - 私の部屋に放浪者を見つけた。
  • Hebrew - אני תצא נוד בחדרי
  • Dutch - Vond een zwerver in mijn kamer
  • Finnish - Cöysin hųoneesłani hobon
  • Mandarin Chinese - zai wo de fang u you hobo (TODO: convert to Chinese characters)
  • German - Ich habe einen Hobo in meinem Zimmer gefunden
  • Norwegian - Jeg funnet en høbø i mitt røm!!!
  • Malay - 'Kat bilik aku jumpa hobo lah
  • Italian - Ho trovato un hobo nella mia stanza
  • Cantonese - hong ngo ge fong yao hobo ah (TODO: convert to Chinese characters)
  • Swedish - Hittade en uteligare i mitt rum
  • Spanish - Encontre un vagabundo en mi cuarto
  • Polish - Ja znalazlem hoba w moim pokoju
  • Australian English - Aw geeze Wayne, there's a bloody hobo in my bach, eh?
  • Russian - Я нашел бродяга в моей комнате.
  • Canadian English - Found a hobo in my room, eh
  • Manglish - Eh, my room there got find hobo ah
  • Leet speak - OMGOMGOMG ph0WNd a h0b0 i|\| mY r00/\/\X0R!!!!!11 ^_^ kthxby
  • Yoda-ese - My room, found a hobo in, hmmyes!
  • Soviet Russian - Hobo found YOU!

External Links

• Hyakugojyuuichi Forever at Andrew Kepple's site