French Erotic Film

French Erotic Film
No Scotsmen were sexually harrassed by Spongebob Squarepants in the making of this Fanimutation.
Information
Author: Andrew Kepple Release Date: 10/08/2003 File Size: 2.73MB Length: 2:31 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Stars: Colin Mochrie, Zippy, Space Aliens
Audio Info
Opblaaskrokodil Artist: Ome Henk Album: Ome Henk gaat door het lint Genre: Apres Skihut Language: Dutch

About

"French Erotic Film" is part one of the epic "Colin Mochrie vs Jesus H. Christ" Fanimutation Trilogy. Based on a song by Ome Henk that has nothing to do with French porn, the title alone of this bizarre animation has made it very popular in search engines. Starring: Commander Keen sprites, Monty Python references, Zippy, an old blue Scot called Dill, and more.

Cast

• Cookie Monster
• Whopper
• The Singing Goths
• Jay Jay
• renniD nezorF
• Princess Diana
• Cthulhu
• Alan Rickman
• Barbie
• Jay and Silent Bob
• Mr. Mackie
• Zippy
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Groundskeeper Willie
• Randy Constan
• Alex Chiu
• Adolf Hitler
• Cliche Kitty
• Dopefish
• Colin Mochrie
• Harry Potter
• Jesus H. Christ
• Bert

Lyrics

Here are the real lyrics, fake lyrics, and a translation side by side:

Fake Lyrics	Real Lyrics	Translation
Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I lost his armpit on the soup of Barbie Barbie Bum! (Summer Nights!) For I'm a tech of Internet Two dudes, Is "Friends" still on? But what if met m'kay a chained-up thing is all that's stuck? And if Zippy drives my CD-ROM don't talk to my old grey foot! Maar... French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver, Doesn't look like they'll revive her French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like a MacGyver Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oh NO! La la la la la, la la la la la! It filled right up to wearing For Beano on my diet Lithium to bite the burger Ride those snakes for my leg, not! To break the big title of "Fishy" and this might make you faint: Any video leaves at half-past boot, Dumber than your- ... Huh? French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her Neigh! Hicksville Kay Psychologist! Hicksville needs dough for a cross-lobe! And Hicksville Long Isle a boundary Tried a bit of the suit OTAGO SOD IT!!!! (Nay!) Hicksville Kay crouches probe ere 'xcept I like soldiers! It's filled with giraffes! ik wil maar één ding! French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, old blue Scot called Dill!	Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Ik lust geen championnensoep of bami, bami, bang. (Sambal bij?) Waarom mot ik op internet dat duurt me veelste lang, Waarom mot ik een GSM dat ding is altijd stuk, En een zippie drive met CD-rom, dat doet me ook geen fuck. Maar... Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Ik wil geen tatoeëring, van Pino op me dij, een triviante bij de buren, nah nee da´s niks voor mij. Ik mot geen breedbeeldtelevisie, ´t is maar dat je ´t weet, En geen video die de afwas doet, nou maar in je ... Huh? Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Nee, ik wil geen zegeltjes, Ik wil niet over het gras lopen, En ik wil al helemaal niet praten met de bestuurder tijdens de rit, Ik wil geen gratis probeerset electroontjes, Ik wil niet naar huis, ik wil maar één ding! Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, Opblaaskrokodil!	Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I don't like mushroom soup of bami, bami, bang. (Peppers on the side?) Why should I go on the internet, that always takes me too long. And why should I go on GSM, that thing is always stuck, And a Zip drive with a CD-ROM? That doesn't do me fuck. But... I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I want no tattooing, of Pino (Big Bird) on my thigh. Trivia with the neighbors? Nah, that does nothing for me. I want no wide-screen TV, It's just so you know. And a VCR that does the dishes, Stick it up your ... (honk) I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. No, I don't want stamps, I don't want to walk on the grass, And I don't want to talk to the bus driver during the ride, I don't want free sample electronics, I don't want to go back to my house, I just want one thing! I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, blow-up crocodile!

Audio Details

The song, Opblaaskrokodil by Ome Henk, apparently has many versions that we have not heard yet. The Ome Henk CD Register lists the original (used in FEF) and the "Winterversie" (Winter Version). This is the "Alternate Version" available for download on Sonic Warfare. However, in Ome Henk's Singles section, there is an Opblaaskrokodil single including a "Super Extra Mix" and a "Roerbakmix." Elsewhere on the page is listed a "Heppie Summer Miks." Someone must locate and distribute these versions!

Trivia

• In Andrew Kepple's movies, he usually puts hidden commentary in them. To get to it, load the Flash movie outside of a frame (e. g. in its own browser window or in a standalone Flash player) and resize the window. The commentary should appear at the bottom.
• In the scene inside the car, a sign reads: "READ THIS SIGN! Ace Of Bass are belong to us"
• Right before Alan Rickman appears, in the last three frames of the Princess Di head scene, text apears at the top of the screen in an alien alphabet! It's the Galactic Alphabet from the Commander Keen games and it reads, "WORSHIP THE SLUG".
• In the last frame of Alan Rickman, the text "HEY KIDS!" appears over his shoulders.
• More Galactic Alphabet in the Scottish Alien scene: "SCOTSMANISE"
• Right after the Scottish Aliens, a frame appears with a rather strange image that states: "Sloth Sez: YOU LOVE GUNS"
• Right after the foot, the number 314 appears in a frame
• After the Macmanji fade out, a picture of a demented Pikachu appears
• While Frozen Dinner is on the screen, he's interrupted by strange symbols as well as text stating that "Commies Rule!"
• The fish that appears after the sentence "To break the big title of 'Fishy'" is the Dopefish, another reference to Commander Keen. For more info, look at the Dopefish Home Page.
• Right after the alien ship zaps the Taco Bell dog, the text "THOU SHALT WORSHIP THE SLUG" appears.
• When the axe robot appears, three lines of text flash by around him: "On my signal, unleash every Zig!", "Somebody set us up the Whoopee Cushion!", and "Ace of Bass are belong to us"
• During the ending text, the text "HELP I AM TRAPPED IN THIS FANIMUTATION FACTORY -Sluggy" appears.
• After the credits, right-click on the screen and click "Play" to reveal Andrew Kepple's final words!

External Links

• French Erotic Film on Newgrounds
• French Erotic Film on Albino Blacksheep
• French Erotic Film on Andrew Kepple's site