HOLY SHIT! NINJAS!!!!

HOLY SHIT! NINJAS!!!!
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Information
Subtitle: The Official Ninja Animutation Author: Random Ferret Release Date: 03/10/05 File Size: 9.75 megs! Woo! Length: 4:15 + bonus Complexity: +6 on the Poiuytic Scale Star: Strider Hiryuu
Audio Info
Haruka Kanata Artist: Asian Kung-fu Generation Series: Naruto Genre: J-Pop Language: Japanese
Yakety Sax Artist: Boots Randolph Album: "Benny Hill Show" Soundtrack Genre: Country/Novelty Language: N/A

About

A genre-based animutation that spoofs the everloving hell out of martial arts anime. It's also one big Real Ultimate Power reference.

Cast

• Strider Hiryuu
• Emotion Eric
• Cliche Kitty
• Raphael
• Maddox
• Mike Jobba
• Mirai
• Mario
• Mr. T
• Hanzo Hattori
• Totoro
• Master Shake
• The Badger Ninjas
• Mr. Yamato
• Domo-Kun
• Star Wars Kid
• Gary Cooper
• David Hasselhoff
• Crocodile Dundee
• The Tick
• Soundwave
• Red Robot
• Coffee Ninja
• Junpei
• Spider-man
• Gabe
• Random Ferret
• Zorro
• White Ninja
• Goku666
• Ben
• Carl
• Batman
• Solid Snake
• The Predator
• June Cleaver
• Vivian Huxtable
• Shirley Partridge
• Mary Cunningham
• The Fear
• The Dukes of Hazzard
• Colin Mochrie
• Greg Proops

Notable Props

• Cute Blood
• Boxing Glove on a Stick
• Yourself Cola

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics	Real Lyrics	日本語で
Who, me? Come on! The axes rule! kake hiki Mirai's a soda, yo! youru wo nukeru nejikomu sa saigo ni sashihiki They're also soda, yo! hibi wo kezuru Totoro was so tough   He could eat a guitar   He'd kick your set around Go to your guitars   Stab Yamato- san! iki isoide shiboritotte motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori zutto sou tokue ubaitotte tsukandatte kimi ja nai nara imi was naniosa dakara motto motto motto haruka kanata fumikomuze akuseru kake hiki wa My eyes are soda, yo! youru wo nukeru nejikomu sa saigo ni sashihiki zero sa sou dayo hibi wo kezuru Kakarot was soda   "Here, I'll eat a guitar!"   He killed your set, alright! Go to your guitars   To battle your mothers, ahh! iki isoide shiboritotte motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori zutto sou tokue ubaitotte tsukandatte kimi ja nai nara imi was naniosa dakara haruka kanata itsuwaru ko do ni nareta kimi no sekai wo murizubusu no sa shiroku shiro	fumikomuze akuseru kake hiki wa naisa sou dayo youru wo nukeru nejikomu sa saigo ni sashihiki zero sa sou dayo hibi wo kezuru kokoro wo sotto hiraite gyutto hiki yosetara todokuyo kitto tsutau yo motto saa iki isoide shiboritotte motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori zutto sou tokue ubaitotte tsukandatte kimi ja nai nara imi was naniosa dakara motto motto motto haruka kanata fumikomuze akuseru kake hiki wa naisa sou dayo youru wo nukeru nejikomu sa saigo ni sashihiki zero sa sou dayo hibi wo kezuru kokoro wo sotto hiraite gyutto hiki yosetara todokuyo kitto tsutau yo motto saa iki isoide shiboritotte motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori zutto sou tokue ubaitotte tsukandatte kimi ja nai nara imi was naniosa dakara haruka kanata itsuwaru ko do ni nareta kimi no sekai wo murizubusu no sa shiroku shiro	踏み込むぜアクセル 駆け引きは無いさ、そうだよ 夜をぬける ねじ込むさ最後に 差し引きゼロさ、そうだよ 日々を削る 心をそっと開いて ギュっと引き寄せたら 届くよきっと伝うよもっと さぁ 生き急いで搾り取って 縺れる足だけど前より ずっとそう、遠くへ 奪い取って掴んだって 君じゃないなら 意味は無いのさ だからもっと…遥か彼方 踏み込むぜアクセル 駆け引きは無いさ、そうだよ 夜をぬける ねじ込むさ最後に 差し引きゼロさ、そうだよ 日々を削る 心をそっと開いて ギュっと引き寄せたら 届くよきっと伝うよもっと さぁ 生き急いで搾り取って 縺れる足だけど前より ずっとそう、遠くへ 奪い取って掴んだって 君じゃないなら 意味は無いのさ だから、嗚呼、遥か彼方 偽る事に慣れた君の世界を 塗り潰すのさ、白く しろ

Audio Details

The audio is the opening theme from the anime Naruto, a show about three kids who live in a secret ninja village and fight other ninjas. After Random heard the mondegreen "Go to your guitars to battle your mothers", he was inspired to animutate the song with a ninja theme, thus giving it a double-dose of ninja awesomeness.

Trivia

• There is a hidden director's commentary as well as bonus footage, done in the style of Andrew Kepple.
• All of the subliminal messages contain references to ninjas except for one, which is a reference to the 80s movie 'War Games.' There is absolutely no reason for this.
• All of the other subliminal messages are spoofs of other messages on the internet with ninjas thrown in.
• In the 'random flashing jpegs' part of the movie, the second-to-last jpeg is a territorial map of Zimbabwe. It wound up in the My Pictures/Fanimutate/Ninjas directory somehow, and got into the movie just because it was a confusing non-sequitor.
• The 'kanji' in the evil ninja's note and the good ninja's final attack can be read if you tilt your head to the right.
• The text shown as the Good Ninja and the Evil Ninja clash ("Ninjas are mammals. Ninjas fight ALL the time. The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people") is taken from the Official Ninja Webpage.
• Visual Puns:
  • When Domo-Kun appears on Yamato-san's desk, 'Domo "arigato"s Mister Yamato'
  • The ninja making pancakes in the kitchen is 'totally flipping in.'
  • The yellow sidewalk board that says 'HOLY SHIT! NINJAPOCALYPSE!!!!' is a 'sign of the apocalypse'
• References to other animutations:
  • The Japanese Pokerap: The boxing glove on a stick that first appeared in this movie tries to punch the Good Ninja.
  • Hyakugojyuuichi: The scrolling text "Please do not flip out and kill this text" is remniscient of the "Please do not read this text" gag.
  • We Drink Ritalin: Near the beginning, the message "Ninjas Love This Movie!" appears for one frame. This is similar to the "You love this movie" 'subliminal messages' from WDR.
  • Elvis Not Included: Near the end of the movie, when told to 'show yourself', the Evil Ninja throws a bottle of "Yourself Cola" at the Good Ninja.
  • JamezBond: The Cute Blood spurts out after some ninja (Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, if you absolutely must know) decides to totally flip out and "stab Yamato-san".

External Links

• HOLY SHIT! NINJAS!!!!
• RandomFerret.tk
• The Official Ninja Webpage