3.14

3.14
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Information
Author: flashbastard Release Date: 11/14/2006 Length: 0:00 File Size: 4.39 MB Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Animutatedness: Wartysian Factor Stars: Jon Stewart
Audio Info
3.14 Artist: Bloodhound Gang Album: Hooray For Boobies Genre: Rap/Rock/Comedy Language: English

Cast

• blue statue lady?
• Bill Cosby
• I-No
• Hulk Hogan on guitar
• Ninja with Guitar
• green haired person on guitar?
• Jon Stewart
• Vanessa Z. Schneider AKA Booty Vision girl
• Dick Van Dyke
• Stripper from Duke Nukem 3D
• woman?
• hot guy?
• Tony the Tiger
• various cereals
• leper?
• Tony Danza
• Joyce DeWitt
• Suzanne Somers
• donkey?
• Sea Monkeys
• worm in apple and bird?
• woman?
• Planters Peanut
• Booty Vision woman?
• Calvin
• ugly thing?
• tattoed butt?
• breasts?
• Snap, Crackle and Pop
• nude girl?
• Booty Vision girl?
• woman's face?
• Calvin Klein model?
• Mink
• dog?
• Colin Mochrie sun
• Pee Wee Herman
• Kevin Costner
• Dakota Fanning
• Rick Mayall from "Drop Dead Fred"
• woman with hose?
• anorexic woman?
• thin woman?
• Jay Jay
• Booty Vision girl's butt?
• Matthew Lesko
• evil toilet?
• Mike Patton
• wedding couple?
• guy tied up?
• NOFX (Fat Mike, Eric, Erik and El Hefe') (one with George W. Bush shirt)
• Janeane Garafalo
• woman on Japanese sign?
• Sam and Max the Bunny
• Mona Lisa
• 9 women?
• fetus?
• Jay and Silent Bob

Props

• Marmite

Lyrics

My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me Lefty? Ya, but that was alright She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright My mistake: She was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company Ass like donkey, acting funky, gave her "L" now she's a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd? I'm white which goes with everything, but I can come in any color And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like 'em easy and hot and sweet, like a Rice Krispy Treat, gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me. I need to find a new vagina Any kinda new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? Kinda, North Carolina Women are like dog doo, hear me through, don't interrupt It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up I'd fill the generation gap, clear the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner Like Sizzler she go ta beef, we'll chew the fat If I forget to put the seat up, I can put up with her crap Let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garofalo She'd use big words to make fun of me, so that I would never know Bestow upon me of her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me. I need to find a new vagina Any kinda new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Kevin Kline? Kinda, South Carolina Vagina...

Trivia

• Put a list of fun facts about the movie
• Hidden tracks, single-frame subliminal messages, etc.
• Or any other interesting facts about it that wouldn't go in the summary or transcript.

External Links

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