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{{animutation infobox|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>[[{{PAGENAME}}]]</th></tr>
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image=314.png|
<tr><td align="center">screenshot</tr></td>
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imgdesc=Uh oh, Jon's background disappeared|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>Information</th></tr>
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author=Flashbastard|
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date=2006/11/14|
<tr><td>Author:</td><td></td></tr>
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size=4.39 MB|
<tr><td>Release Date:</td><td>0/0/0000</td></tr>
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duration=3:57|
<tr><td>Length:</td><td>0:00</td></tr>
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poiuytic=|
<tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>[[Poiuytic Scale]]</td></tr>
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wartysian=|
<tr><td>Animutatedness:</td><td>[[Wartysian Factor]]</td></tr>
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stars=[[Jon Stewart]]|
<tr><td>Stars:</td><td>Jon Stewart</td></tr>
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newgrounds=349856|
</table>
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aniport=186|
<tr><th align="center" bgcolor="yellow">Audio Info</th></tr>
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youtube=K6PSiHEsQ38|
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watch=[http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=64133&n=3.14.swf SWFchan]|
<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>Song Title</i></th></tr>
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audio=3.14|
<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>Artist</td></tr>
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artist=Bloodhound Gang|
<tr><td>Album:</td><td>Album</td></tr>
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album=Hooray For Boobies|
<tr><td>Genre:</td><td>Genre</td></tr>
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genre=Rap/Rock/Comedy|
<tr><td>Language:</td><td>Language</td></tr>
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language=English}}
</table></td></tr>
 
</table>
 
  
 
== About ==
 
== About ==
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== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
 
* blue statue lady?
 
* blue statue lady?
* [[Bill Cosby]][[Category: Bill Cosby Filmography]]
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* {{character|Bill Cosby}}
* red guitarist?
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* {{character|I-No}}
* guitarist?
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* {{character|Hulk Hogan}}
* [[Ninja with Guitar]][[Category: Ninja with Guitar Filmography]]
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* {{character|Ninja with Guitar}}
 
* green haired person on guitar?
 
* green haired person on guitar?
* [[Jon Stewart]][[Category: Jon Stewart Filmography]]
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* {{character|Jon Stewart}}
* ''Booty Vision'' girl?
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* {{character|Vanessa Z. Schneider}} AKA ''Booty Vision'' girl
* [[Dick Van Dyke]][[Category: Dick Van Dyke Filmography]]
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* {{character|Dick Van Dyke}}
* pixelated bikini woman?
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* Stripper from Duke Nukem 3D
 
* woman?
 
* woman?
 
* hot guy?
 
* hot guy?
* [[Tony the Tiger]][[Category: Tony the Tiger Filmography]]
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* {{character|Tony the Tiger}}
 
* various cereals
 
* various cereals
 
* leper?
 
* leper?
* [[Tony Danza]][[Category: Tony Danza Filmography]]
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* {{character|John Ritter}}
* [[Joyce DeWitt]][[Category: Joyce DeWitt Filmography]]
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* {{character|Joyce DeWitt}}
* [[Suzanne Somers]][[Category: Suzanne Somers Filmography]]
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* {{character|Suzanne Somers}}
 
* donkey?
 
* donkey?
* [[Sea Monkey]][[Category: Sea Monkey Filmography]]s
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* {{character|Sea Monkey}} family
 
* worm in apple and bird?
 
* worm in apple and bird?
 
* woman?
 
* woman?
* [[Planters Peanut]][[Category: Planters Peanut Filmography]]
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* {{character|Mr. Peanut}}
 
* ''Booty Vision'' woman?
 
* ''Booty Vision'' woman?
* [[Calvin]][[Category: Calvin Filmography]]
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* {{character|Calvin}}
 
* ugly thing?
 
* ugly thing?
* tattoed butt?
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* tattooed butt?
 
* breasts?
 
* breasts?
* [[Snap]][[Category: Snap Filmography]], [[Crackle]][[Category: Crackle Filmography]] and [[Pop]][[Pop Filmography]]
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* {{character|Snap}}, {{character|Crackle}} and {{character|Pop}}
 
* nude girl?
 
* nude girl?
 
* ''Booty Vision'' girl?
 
* ''Booty Vision'' girl?
 
* woman's face?
 
* woman's face?
 
* Calvin Klein model?
 
* Calvin Klein model?
* [[Mink]][[Category: Mink Filmography]]
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* {{character|Mink}}
 
* dog?
 
* dog?
* [[Colin Mochrie]] [[Category: Colin Mochrie Filmography]]sun
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* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
* [[Pee Wee Herman]][[Category: Pee Wee Herman Filmography]]
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* {{character|Pee Wee Herman}}
* some guy?
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* {{character|Kevin Costner}}
* girl?
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* {{character|Dakota Fanning}}
* guy with popping eyes?
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* {{character|Rik Mayall}} from "Drop Dead Fred"
 
* woman with hose?
 
* woman with hose?
 
* anorexic woman?
 
* anorexic woman?
 
* thin woman?
 
* thin woman?
* [[Jay Jay]][[Category: Jay Jay Filmography]]
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* {{character|Jay Jay the Jet Plane}}
 
* ''Booty Vision'' girl's butt?
 
* ''Booty Vision'' girl's butt?
* [[Matthew Lesko]][[Matthew Lesko Filmography]]
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* {{character|Matthew Lesko}}
 
* evil toilet?
 
* evil toilet?
* black and white guy?
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* {{character|Mike Patton}}
 
* wedding couple?
 
* wedding couple?
 
* guy tied up?
 
* guy tied up?
* four people?
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* {{character|NOFX}} (one with {{character|George W. Bush}} shirt)
* woman wearing glasses?
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* {{character|Janeane Garofalo}}
 
* woman on Japanese sign?
 
* woman on Japanese sign?
* [[Sam]][[Category: Sam Filmography]] and [[Max the Bunny]][[Category: Max the Bunny Filmography]]
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* {{character|Sam}} and {{character|Max the Bunny}}
* [[Mona Lisa]][[Category: Mona Lisa Filmography]]
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* {{character|Mona Lisa}}
 
* 9 women?
 
* 9 women?
 
* fetus?
 
* fetus?
* [[Jay]][[Category: Jay Filmography]] and [[Silent Bob]][[Category: Silent Bob Filmography]]
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* {{character|Jay}} and {{character|Silent Bob}}
  
==Props==
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==Notable Props==
* [[Marmite]][[Category: Marmite Filmography]]
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* {{prop|Marmite}}
  
 
== Transcript ==
 
== Transcript ==
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<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
 
<table border="0" cellpadding="10">
 
<tr>
 
<tr>
<th>Fake Lyrics</th>
 
<th>Real Lyrics</th>
 
</tr>
 
<tr>
 
<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
Fake<br>
 
</td>
 
 
<td valign="top" nowrap>
 
<td valign="top" nowrap>
Real<br>
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My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be<br>
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Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me<br>
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Lefty? Ya, but that was alright<br>
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She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright<br>
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My mistake: She was more flaky than a leper colony<br>
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I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company<br>
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Ass like donkey, acting funky, gave her "L" now she's a flunky<br>
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So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys<br>
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Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word<br>
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So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?<br>
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I'm white which goes with everything, but I can come in any color<br>
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And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother<br>
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But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy<br>
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And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?<br>
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Like 'em easy and hot and sweet, like a Rice Krispy Treat, gee<br>
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You know what I really want in a girl? Me.<br>
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<br>
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I need to find a new vagina<br>
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Any kinda new vagina<br>
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina<br>
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Calvin Klein? Kinda, North Carolina<br>
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<br>
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Women are like dog doo, hear me through, don't interrupt<br>
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It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up<br>
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I'd fill the generation gap, clear the cobwebs from her rafters<br>
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Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture<br>
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No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese<br>
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Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only<br>
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I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner<br>
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Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner<br>
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Like Sizzler she go ta beef, we'll chew the fat<br>
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If I forget to put the seat up, I can put up with her crap<br>
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Let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough<br>
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No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up<br>
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Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garofalo<br>
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She'd use big words to make fun of me, so that I would never know<br>
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Bestow upon me of her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee<br>
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You know what I really want in a girl? Me.<br>
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<br>
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I need to find a new vagina<br>
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Any kinda new vagina<br>
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina<br>
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Kevin Kline? Kinda, South Carolina<br>
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<br>
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Vagina...
 
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</td>
 
</tr>
 
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== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
* Put a list of fun facts about the movie
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*Flash Bastard started this animation before going in for a routine surgery, that turned out to be not so routine and landed him in ICU for a week.  After he was able to breath without a tube in his throat he vowed to finish this animutation as soon as he got back home.
* Hidden tracks, single-frame subliminal messages, etc.
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*This animutation caused some controversy in the Animutation Portal because of its NSFW nature that was GENUINELY NSFW.  He was told by a peer in the animutation community that he was a "sick bastard" that deserved to die because of his animutations. Because of this it edged Flash Bastard to release another even WORSE NSFW piece ([[Fish Funk]]).
* Or any other interesting facts about it that wouldn't go in the summary or transcript.
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*If you continue letting the animutation play past the end credits, there is a secret message "STFUHK" above the replay button.  This was added AFTER the controversy as Flash Bastard's retaliation to the negative reviews and voting done by a fellow animutator.
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* This animutation won 2 [[Animucademy Awards]] for '''Best NSFW Work''' and '''Best English Music'''.
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
* http://www.animutationportal.com/view/186
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* [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/314 3.14] on [[Albino Blacksheep]]

Latest revision as of 04:12, 31 July 2023

3.14
Uh oh, Jon's background disappeared
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Information
Author: Flashbastard
Release Date: November 14, 2006
File Size: 4.39 MB
Duration: 3:57
Complexity: unrated
Animutatedness: unrated
Star(s): Jon Stewart
Audio Info
3.14
Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Album: Hooray For Boobies
Genre: Rap/Rock/Comedy
Language: English

About

Cast

Notable Props

Transcript

Lyrics

My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be
Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Ya, but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake: She was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like donkey, acting funky, gave her "L" now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys
Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
I'm white which goes with everything, but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like 'em easy and hot and sweet, like a Rice Krispy Treat, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

I need to find a new vagina
Any kinda new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kinda, North Carolina

Women are like dog doo, hear me through, don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap, clear the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler she go ta beef, we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up, I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garofalo
She'd use big words to make fun of me, so that I would never know
Bestow upon me of her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

I need to find a new vagina
Any kinda new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin Kline? Kinda, South Carolina

Vagina...

Audio Details

Trivia

  • Flash Bastard started this animation before going in for a routine surgery, that turned out to be not so routine and landed him in ICU for a week. After he was able to breath without a tube in his throat he vowed to finish this animutation as soon as he got back home.
  • This animutation caused some controversy in the Animutation Portal because of its NSFW nature that was GENUINELY NSFW. He was told by a peer in the animutation community that he was a "sick bastard" that deserved to die because of his animutations. Because of this it edged Flash Bastard to release another even WORSE NSFW piece (Fish Funk).
  • If you continue letting the animutation play past the end credits, there is a secret message "STFUHK" above the replay button. This was added AFTER the controversy as Flash Bastard's retaliation to the negative reviews and voting done by a fellow animutator.
  • This animutation won 2 Animucademy Awards for Best NSFW Work and Best English Music.

External Links