Gender Neutral

Gender Neutral
Chop Tang!
Information
Author: Neutrino Release Date: 12/16/2001 File Size: 2.50MB Length: 3:55 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Stars: Hello Kitty
Audio Info
Tenkaichi Gohan Artist: Masako Nozawa Album: DBZ soundtrack Genre: Pop Language: Japanese

About

This movie contains something for everyone, but that something is a growing feeling of discomfort and subdued horror. There's not much of a story, but parts of this movie suggest that it is a near-death hallucination from a hospital bed.

from the desription at disasterlabs: Gender Neutral is a movie that defies genre, unless you use the term adopted by the masses to describe this kind of movie, which won't be mentioned here because the term sucks ass. Anyways, this movie was created with the pure intent to frighten people. And from the reactions at fark.com and several forums, I'd have to say the experiment was a success. It's not too late to become part of the experiment. This movie was first released back in December 2001. Fun fact: I recently had a dream once where I was running from the police. I hid in one of those thingies in the back of the supermarket where a ramp goes down into a garage door, where trucks would stop to unload their untold oodles of groceries. I hid in that little corner at the bottom of the ramp next to the garage door, and the police were closing in. Before they were able to get there, the vigilantes found me first. I promptly took a shotgun blast to the forehead and died. After that, the song that I put in this movie was playing during the end credits. It was so beautiful, I woke up crying.

Cast

• Scooby Doo
• Death
• Dr. Zaius
• Alf
• Mr. Pringles
• Hello Kitty
• Bullet Bill
• Gundam
• Bill Clinton
• Hilary Clinton
• GIR
• The Pillsbury Doughboy
• Wonder Woman
• Ranma
• Pennywise the Dancing Clown
• Imperial Stormtroopers
• Chuck E. Cheese
• Michael Jackson
• Pokey the Penguin
• Mr. B Natural
• Uncle Sam
• Mega Man
• Harry Potter
• Mr. Saturn
• O.J. Simpson
• Darth Vader
• Genie
• Jigglypuff
• Ewoks
• Tim Allen
• Speedy Cerviche
• Frankenstein's Monster
• Mr. T
• The Big Cheese
• Pip
• Housemaster
• Steve
• Zorak
• Roger Wilco
• The Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Tang Tang Tang no sora wo kujira ga oyoide sa Shio fukiagerya ame ni natchatte Nyu - Nyu - Nyuudou-un mo appare tako-nyuudou O-ten to sama ga buttamagerya maruyaki sa Ukanda tako-yaki kyouryuu ga temperature ta Yoi na - Yoi na Nan da ka tottemo yoi na Yoi na - Yoi na Nan da ka tottemo ureshii na Kibun ga ii tokya atama mo ii Ironna sekai ga miechau yo Benkyou nante shinakute mo Suteki na sekai ga Be a total yutz Boku wa tenkaichi no dai-tensai Knee knee kneeji no houseki nana-iro kyandii sa Daigenie, Pokemon hana ni natchop Tang Chikyuu ga The Dirty Dozen kazan mo utai shi Dokan to funka surya dekkai hanabi pa tto saki un til the ha ter mon ty y ca ream of fun i but dir kain, Yoi na - Yoi na Nan da ka tottemo yoi na Yoi na - Yoi na Nan da ka tottemo ureshii na Kibun ga hai ni natchaeba Kono yo wa tanoshii koto darake Nan demo suki ni natchaeba Kono yo wa Men In Tights koto darake Boku wa tenkaichi no shiawase mon' Boku wa tenkaichi no dai-tensai

Ten - Ten - Ten no sora wo kujira ga oyoide sa Shio fukiagerya ame ni natchatte Nyu - Nyu - Nyuudou-un mo appare tako-nyuudou O-ten to sama ga buttamagerya maruyaki sa Ukanda tako-yaki kyouryuu ga tabechatta Yoi na - Yoi na Nan da ka tottemo yoi na Yoi na - Yoi na Nan da ka tottemo ureshii na Kibun ga ii tokya atama mo ii Ironna sekai ga miechau yo Benkyou nante shinakute mo Suteki na sekai ga miechau yo Boku wa tenkaichi no dai-tensai Ni - Ni - Niji no houseki nana-iro kyandii sa Daichi ni tokerya hana ni natchatte Chikyuu ga odori-dasha kazan mo utai shi Dokan to funka surya dekkai hanabi pa tto saki Uchuu no hate made hikari no hanabatake Yoi na - Yoi na Nan da ka tottemo yoi na Yoi na - Yoi na Nan da ka tottemo ureshii na Kibun ga hai ni natchaeba Kono yo wa tanoshii koto darake Nan demo suki ni natchaeba Kono yo wa medetai koto darake Boku wa tenkaichi no shiawase mon' Boku wa tenkaichi no dai-tensai

Audio Details

The song is best known as the "Gohan Is Tripping" song from one of the Dragonball Z movies.

Trivia

• The names for the competitors in the "Super Fun Race Extravaganza" seem to be based on the MST3K Action Hero Name Generator created by Tim Brown. The program was inspired by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode "Space Mutiny", where Mike and the Bots come up with nicknames for a hulking generic-action-hero character in the film, finally settling on "Big McLargeHuge".

• The movie features several "Objectives" that are just pointless fun facts. These Objectives are:

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

Colgate faced a big marketing obstacle in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.

If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive 10 cents from the town.

In Jasmine, Saskatchewan, it is illegal for a cow to moo within 300 km of a private home. Because it is two games in one, Quidditch is pointless.

A baby in Florida was named Truewill-laughinglifebucky-boomermanifest-destiny. His middle name is George James.

When the Titanic sunk, there was 7,500 pounds of ham on it.

A 24-year-old psychoneurotic woman gulped down a 12.7 cm (5 in) long iron hinge bolt from a hospital door which amazingly passed through the curve of the duodenum and the intestinal tract and broke the bedpan when the patient succesfully passed the object.

In 1900, the third leading cause of death was diarrhea.

There is a town in Texas called Ding Dong.

• The movie was followed up by a sequel, The Richard Kiel Experience, which was dubbed the third most frightening movie on the internet by TechTV's "The Screen Savers."

External Links

• Gender Neutral at Newgrounds
• Gender Neutral at Disaster Labs
• MST3K names at YTMND