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<tr><td>Author:</td><td>[[flashbastard]]</td></tr>
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<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>3.14</i></th></tr>
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<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>Bloodhound Gang</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Album:</td><td>Hooray For Boobies</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Genre:</td><td>Rap/Rock/Comedy</td></tr>
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Real<br>
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My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be<br>
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Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me<br>
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Lefty? Ya, but that was alright<br>
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She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright<br>
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My mistake: She was more flaky than a leper colony<br>
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I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company<br>
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Ass like donkey, acting funky, gave her "L" now she's a flunky<br>
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So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys<br>
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Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word<br>
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So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?<br>
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I'm white which goes with everything, but I can come in any color<br>
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And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother<br>
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But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy<br>
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And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?<br>
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Like 'em easy and hot and sweet, like a Rice Krispy Treat, gee<br>
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You know what I really want in a girl? Me.<br>
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<br>
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I need to find a new vagina<br>
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Any kinda new vagina<br>
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina<br>
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Calvin Klein? Kinda, North Carolina<br>
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<br>
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Women are like dog doo, hear me through, don't interrupt<br>
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It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up<br>
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I'd fill the generation gap, clear the cobwebs from her rafters<br>
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Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture<br>
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No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese<br>
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Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only<br>
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I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner<br>
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Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner<br>
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Like Sizzler she go ta beef, we'll chew the fat<br>
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If I forget to put the seat up, I can put up with her crap<br>
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Let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough<br>
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No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up<br>
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Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garofalo<br>
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She'd use big words to make fun of me, so that I would never know<br>
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Bestow upon me of her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee<br>
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You know what I really want in a girl? Me.<br>
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<br>
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I need to find a new vagina<br>
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Any kinda new vagina<br>
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina<br>
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Kevin Kline? Kinda, South Carolina<br>
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<br>
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Vagina...
 
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== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
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* http://www.animutationportal.com/view/186
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* View [[aniport:186|3.14]] on [[Animutation Portal]]

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3.14
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Information
Author:flashbastard
Release Date:11/14/2006
Length:0:00
File Size:4.39 MB
Complexity:Poiuytic Scale
Animutatedness:Wartysian Factor
Stars:Jon Stewart
Audio Info
3.14
Artist:Bloodhound Gang
Album:Hooray For Boobies
Genre:Rap/Rock/Comedy
Language:English

About

Cast

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Transcript

Lyrics

My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be
Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Ya, but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake: She was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like donkey, acting funky, gave her "L" now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys
Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
I'm white which goes with everything, but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like 'em easy and hot and sweet, like a Rice Krispy Treat, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

I need to find a new vagina
Any kinda new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kinda, North Carolina

Women are like dog doo, hear me through, don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap, clear the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler she go ta beef, we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up, I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garofalo
She'd use big words to make fun of me, so that I would never know
Bestow upon me of her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

I need to find a new vagina
Any kinda new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin Kline? Kinda, South Carolina

Vagina...

Audio Details

Trivia

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  • Hidden tracks, single-frame subliminal messages, etc.
  • Or any other interesting facts about it that wouldn't go in the summary or transcript.

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