We Drink Ritalin

We Drink Ritalin
High on Ritalin
Information
Author: Robinson Wilburn File Size: 2.0 MiB Complexity: -1 on the Poiuytic Scale Stars: Alex Chiu, Adolf Hitler
Audio Info
Hot Limit Artist: John Desire Album: Dancemania J-Paradise Genre: Pop / Electronic Dance Language: Engrish

About

We Drink Ritalin by Robinson Wilburn is now considered one of the great classic fanimutations. It was one of the first technically-English 'mutations; that doesn't mean that it made any more sense than the more common foreign-language ones. The song is barely even comprehensible, to the point where the fake lyrics might be considered better than what is often done with foreign songs. Additionally, it is offensive to Jews and mortals.

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Cast

• Alex Chiu
• Guy sucking his nose under his lower lip
• Adolf Hitler
• Bill Clinton
• Hillary Clinton
• Some small children
• Kim Dong Hwan
• Duck King
• Colin Mochrie
• Rock Howard
• Dave Frishberg
• Little squishy sumo wrestler figure
• Hello Kitty
• Sea Captain
• Black Mage
• C3PO
• Yoda
• Luke Skywalker
• Han Solo
• Iori Yagami
• Diablo
• Some ghostly thing
• Some guy (nice and specific... details?)
• Matthew Lesko

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

You chase Solo We drink Ritalin You chase Solo We drink Ritalin Precious love is always eating up my heart Uncheatable her shapely line A convict of her lithe crime Save me and wrap around Bo-oh-no time! Take the pig and turn around Out of the way! Back on ground holding scolding the darker side Mama was burning A hole in my aunt Please let me down to... HOLD-THE-KETCHUP Ei-eh-ght Tequilas To feel up my lice SUB-MAR-INE ...Burning in hell a scandal affair You chase Solo, Sea-man in my heart tonight Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone We Drink Ritalin, Heres some food I want to eat Precious love is always eating up my heart Burning cell phone will stimulate my fantasies Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone WE DRINK RITALIN, Heres some food I want to eat (part 2) Precious love is always eating up my heart Break down with Chiu and me, Get bad with cyber-bee This song is going nowhere TO BE FOUND One talk if two are down, Code forever 'nother round Wanna hear a boring joke in my open mind? This guy is burning the fire of delight Fa-a-ancy Cola Through The Night Hold-u me tight-ry And gra-ab the light SUB-MAR-INE Burning fire, Gather me eyes You chase Solo, Sea-man in my heart tonight Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone We Drink Ritalin, Heres some food I want to eat Precious love is always eating up my heart Burning cell phone will stimulate my fantasies Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone WE DRINK RITALIN, Heres some food I want to eat (part 2) Precious love is always eating up my heart You chase Solo WE Drink Ritalin Precious love is always eating up my heart

YO SAY. Summer love... Wishing revealing... YO SAY. Summer love... Wishing revealing... Precious love is always eating up my heart Uncheatable her shapely line A convict of her lithe crime Save me and wrap around one more time Make a change and turn around under a wave Back on ground holding scolding the darker side The summer is burning a hole in my heart Stripping me down to hot temptation It's OK to give in be beaten by lust, Summer wind, burning air a scandal affair YO SAY. Summer love will stimulate my heart tonight Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat Precious love is always eating up my heart Fairies, summer folk will stimulate my fantasies Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat Precious love is always eating up my heart Fagged out that's you and me, gave you the better side of me This town is gloomy nothing to be found Don't wanna stop or cool down, go forever not hang around Don't wanna hear a boring joke in my open mind The sky is burning a firework delight Painting colour through the night Holding me tightly I grab the light, Summer wind, burning fire, getting me high YO SAY. Summer love will stimulate my heart tonight Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat Precious love is always eating up my heart Fairies, summer folk will stimulate my fantasies Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat Precious love is always eating up my heart YO SAY. Summer love... Wishing revealing... Precious love is always eating up my heart

Audio Details

The song, Hot Limit by John Desire, is, strictly speaking, in English. However, anyone need not listen to more than a stanza before noticing that it is utterly incomprehensible. John Desire is an Italian group, but the song sounds like the singer was trying too hard to sound American. The result could be called gibberish.

This version of the song was used in the Japanese dance game Dance Dance Revolution, but this is not a cover in Japanese. It is, painfully enough, the same incomprehensible song listed above.

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External Links

• We Drink Ritalin on Newgrounds
• We Drink Ritalin on Albino Blacksheep