French Erotic Birthday

French Erotic Birthday
You heard it, folks! Alex Chiu likes soldiers!
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Information
Author: Andrew Kepple ▾ Release Date: July 4, 2004 ▾ File Size: 4.35 MB Duration: 4:20 Complexity: unrated Animutatedness: A.5 Star(s): Colin Mochrie
Audio Info
Opblaaskrokodil Artist: Ome Henk Album: Ome Henk gaat door het lint Genre: Apres Skihut Language: Dutch ▾
Opblaaskrokodil Artist: De Gebroeders Ko Album: unknown Genre: Language: Dutch ▾

About

This was released for the first anniversary of French Erotic Film. It's not really part of the epic Colin vs. JHC trilogy, but it has been added for completion's sake. It is basically a remake (possibly a parody of remakes) of French Erotic Film. The music is clearer and sharper, and changes have been made to many of the graphics, including Colin's solo of Ome Henk's Opblaaskrokodil and the Kortal Mombat fight between Scotsman Zippy and JHC/Pokerap Kid. The Singing Goths also perform live in cake.

Cast

• Cookie Monster
• Whopper
• The Singing Goths
• Gothboy
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• renniD nezorF
• Princess Diana
• Katie Holmes
• Severus Snape
• Bert
• Space Aliens
• Andrew Kepple
• Barbie
• John Travolta
• Olivia Newton-John
• Jay and Silent Bob
• the cast of Friends/Robin, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• Mr. Mackey
• Zippy
• Monty Python Foot
• Santa Claus
• Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
• Frosty the Snowman
• Pac-Man
• Pikachu
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Groundskeeper Willie
• Angus MacGyver
• Randy Constan
• Alex Chiu
• HappaTai
• Adolf Hitler
• George Washington (Mt Rushmore)
• Abraham Lincoln (Mt Rushmore)
• Theodore Roosevelt (Mt Rushmore)
• Thomas Jefferson (Mt Rushmore)
• Robot Frank
• Robot Ron
• Dopefish
• Colin Mochrie
• The Statue of Liberty
• Harry Potter
• Jesus H. Christ/Random Pokerap Guy
• and more

Notable Props

• St3r3-O-Vision

Lyrics

Here are the real lyrics, fake lyrics, and a translation side by side:

Fake Lyrics	Real Lyrics	Translation
Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver That is a microwave oven Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I lost his armpit on the soup of Barbie Barbie Bum! (Summer Nights!) For I'm a tech of Internet Two dudes, Is "Friends" still on? But what if met m'kay a chained-up thing is all that's stuck? And if Zippy drives my CD-ROM don't talk to my old grey foot! Maar... French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver, Doesn't look like they'll revive her French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like a MacGyver Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oh NO! La la la la la, la la la la la! It filled right up to wearing For Beano on my diet Lithium to bite the burger Ride those snakes for my leg, not! To break the big title of "Fishy" and this might make you faint: Any video leaves at half-past boot, Dumber than your- ... Huh? French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her Neigh! Hicksville Kay Psychologist! Hicksville needs dough for a cross-lobe! And Hicksville Long Isle a boundary Tried a bit of the suit OTAGO SOD IT!!!! (Nay!) Hicksville Kay crouches probe ere 'xcept I like soldiers! It's filled with giraffes! ik wil maar één ding! French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her French erotic film An old blue Scot called Dill A windy shaky driver Doesn't look like they'll revive her Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, an old blue Scot called Dill!	Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Ik lust geen championnensoep of bami, bami, bang. (Sambal bij?) Waarom mot ik op internet dat duurt me veelste lang, Wat mot ik met een GSM dat ding is altijd stuk, En een zippie drive met CD-rom, dat doet me ook geen fuck. Maar... Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Ik wil geen tatoeëring, van Pino op me dij, een triviante bij de buren, nah nee da´s niks voor mij. Ik mot geen breedbeeldtelevisie, ´t is maar dat je ´t weet, En geen video die de afwas doet, nou maar in je ... (huuut!)Huh?! Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Nee, ik wil geen zegeltjes, Ik wil niet over het gras lopen, En ik wil al helemaal niet praten met de bestuurder tijdens de rit, Ik wil geen gratis probeerset electroontjes, Ik wil niet naar huis, ik wil maar één ding! Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijven. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, Opblaaskrokodil!	Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the yummy women. I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I don't like mushroom soup of bami, bami, bang. (Peppers on the side?) Why should I go on the internet, that always takes me too long. What do I want with a GSM, that thing is always broken, And a Zip drive with a CD-ROM, That doesn't do me fuck. But... I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I want no tattooing, of Pino (Big Bird) on my thigh. Trivia with the neighbors? Nah, that does nothing for me. I want no wide-screen TV, It's just so you know. And a VCR that does the dishes, Stick it up your ... (honk)Huh?! I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. No, I don't want stamps, I don't want to walk on the grass, And I don't want to talk to the bus driver during the ride, I don't want free sample electronics, I don't want to go back to my house, I just want one thing! I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. I'll tell you what I want, a blow-up crocodile. To float out to the ocean, among the beautiful women. Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, blow-up crocodile!

Trivia

• The line, "I like soldiers" is later referenced in Chocolate Niblet Beans.
• At the end, right click and select play from the drop down menu to get extra footage.
• The Animutation Headquarters sign now tells us to "Watch out for Monster Deers" in this version, but it warned us to "Watch out for Snakes" in the original. Both refferenced previous Fanimutations.