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==Greetings!==
 
==Greetings!==
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This is Davidizer13, an animutation fan with some kind of vision. I don't make 'em, I just enjoy them. Below, I have a scholarly proof of animutational pacing as it relates to image speed (coming soon), and also some long-form reviews of some of my favorite animutes. Have fun!
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This is Davidizer13, an animutation fan with some kind of vision. I don't make 'em, I just enjoy them. Below, I have listed each Animutation Portal submission in numerical order and reviewed them. Enjoy!
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Note: All reviewed animutes get a score, up to 100.
  
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==Reviews==
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==Submissions 1-25==
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All reviewed animutes get a score, up to 100.
 
  
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===[[Hyakugojyuuichi]]===
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===Submission 3: [[Kermit in the Holy Land]]===
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This is the very first animutation I watched. I found it by pure accident, and I liked it. In fact, I liked it so much, I went to [[http://www.eviltrailmix.com/animutations]] and saw a great many of them. I liked them even more. I found the Animutation Portal. I got to the wiki you are at. And, out of all the animutations I have watched, this one still holds a special place in my heart. One of the classics, it has changed me in so many ways. It is the archetypal animutation; a Japanese Pokemon song, [[Mochrie Sun]], Jay Jay, poorly cut out mouths, wacked out mondegreens, etc. This is animutation at its infancy and [[Neil Cicierega]] at some of his best; very raw and plain, and completely pointless. Watching it makes me happy, for some reason. It is something I could do, and yet I can't bring myself to it. Not having Flash doesn't help this either. I've seen a sockpuppet do Numa Numa. I saw the Yatta! video. But this is still the weirdest thing I have ever seen online.
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By [[Mudi]], the webmaster. This was an, um interesting animutation based on the Muppet Show theme in some other language. While done well, the story is a bit weird, and the mondegreens are just not there. Still, it was sorta funny.  
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Score: 76/100
  
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Points For: Drugged-out style, plain backgrounds, bizarrity, just plain fun to watch, mondegreened chorus. Please do not read this text.
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===Submission 4: [[Nothing]]===
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By [[Medwards]]. I watched it for the first time when I was researching this project. It was a plain weird song with an interesting style. While not quite an animutation, it had some elements of it in the end. The best part was ('39-'45 NOTHING (except WW2)). Score: 74/100
  
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Points Against: Low quality, inspired [[Hyakugojyuuichi 3]].
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===Submission 5: [[Leela Doo]]===
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By Mudi once again.
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I love this movie. I'll state that at the beginning. So when I found out that it was on AP and I don't have to go hunting for it, I said "Yippee!" and watched it. In this movie, Leela and Scooby-Doo merge bodies and go on some trippy adventure which includes nuclear devices, a nerd hole, giant guys, a bad childhood, and UFOs. Then they all fly away on Jay Jay. And all this happens to some weird Danish semi-pop. There's even a Sonic reference. Can't go wrong with that. Great story, points for mondegreens, and just plain excellence. Score: 88/100
  
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Score: 94/100. A must-watch.
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===Submission 6: [[Tippy's Taco Shack]]===
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By [[papaSKROBE]]. Now, why didn't I see this earlier? Stupidity, I guess. It's some incomprehensible song about taco battles or something. It's got great mondegreens to go with the strange song. A weiner and a taco for three and a half bucks. Score: 83/100
  
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===[[The Fingertips Project]]===
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===Submission 12: [[Hyakugojyuuichi 3]]===
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It's a bunch of animutators coming together for one common goal: To make an animute even more incoherent than any ever before. I will review each section in short form, then rate them all overall.
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By [[Keith Stack]]. Finally, an animutation! Too bad it has to be this one. Some nice guitar theme gives way for "Sex Bomb" and some guy's head explosion. Score: 68/100
  
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'''Everything Is Catching On Fire by [[Random Ferret]]''':
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===Submission 13===
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It's the Insert Coin screen for Animutation Fighter, a fictional arcade. Street Fighter sprites pop up in the background and do their thing. Good looking stuff. 8/10
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Blankety-blank blank.
  
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'''Fingertips (Banjo) by [[Toxic AKA Bob Barker]]'''
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===Submission 14===
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A guy shaking his fingertips with a banjo playing. Cheesy, but good. 8/10
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Blank once more. What happened, Mudi?
  
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'''I Hear the Wind Blow by [[UN-J]]'''
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===Submission 15: [[An Xmas Fanimutated]]===
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Some consider this UN-J's best work. But I say that goes to [[Gone with the Wind 1979]]. It's better than the first two, with some kind of rotting robot rock star getting called a dud and buried. Surreal, to say the least. Made in Missouri. 9/10
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By [[Max le Fou]]. Finally, an enjoyable animutation! This is one of the weirdest animutes since Shumway, mostly attributed to that song. Seriously, what were they smoking? It starts sorta normal, as did [[Chocolate Niblet Beans]], but then it drops into insanity with some kind of French speaking interlude, [[Dave Thomas]]' Singles Commercial, and bewildering style changes. If you want to make a demented animute, this is how to do it. Score: 85/100
  
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'''Hey Now Everybody by Toxic AKA Bob Barker'''
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===Submission 16: [[Rupert the Bear]]===
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Random inverted monochrome sprites dance, and hay pops up. Whoa. 9/10
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By Max le Fou. He must have been submitting his stuff that day. Rupert the Bear, an animated character, rocks out hard with Hamburglar, sprites, and bear man. "All Your base..." "Are belong" "To us!!" Score: 76/100
  
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'''Who's That Standing at the Window? by [[Eric Fleck]]'''
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===Submission 17: [[Pikachu Song]]===
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Probably the weakest of the bunch, but it's still enjoyable. A sketched guy finds a killer Burger King outside. 7/10
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By Max le Fou. More French weirdness. Isn't AP great? The Fat Chef person sings and Pikachu and sprites pop up randomly. There's some sort of error and some Newgrounds blammer pops up at the end. Score: 73/100
  
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'''I Found a New Friend Underneath My Pillow by [[Neil Cicierega]]'''
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===Submission 18: [[AIWA!]]===
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Old guy finds a Chippendale dancer under his pillow. Low-quality Flash drawings show the action. Neil done good. 9/10
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Boy was ButtBadger busy today. Wish I could read French. Louis Armstrong, a bunch of weird people (I think one of them is Max) and [[renniD nezroF]] sing this strange song that sounds like the theme from "The Aristocats." Score: 72/100
  
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'''Wreck My Car by [[Andrew Kepple]]'''
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===Submission 19: [[L4 C1CR4N3 & L4 FR0UM1]]===
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A robot gets built to wreck a car. He did it quite well. Crazy random fun. 9/10
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Maxy translated it just for us. I think it's a French version of "The Ant and the Grasshopper." Anyway, it's sorta weird, but I could sorta understand it, unlike his other submissions that day. Score: 77/100
  
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'''Aren't You the Guy Who Hit Me in the Eye? by [[Chainsaw Juggler]]'''
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===Submission 20: [[LINKS!!1]]===
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Some drunk wakes up with a black eye. He goes through several [[Hyakugojyuuichi]] references to find the culprit, who is one of several random images. 9/10
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Another Max le Fou production. I think this is one of his best. After all, it's got a Rammstein song and a bunch of Links do battle and stuff. Everybody rocks out and it looks cool. My favorite part is when the creepy baby sings about Ganon. Try to see the Links throw. And Link from Ocarina of Time wets his green tunic. The Max suspect pops up again too. Score: 86/100
  
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'''Please Pass the Milk Please by [[Nathew]]'''
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===Submission 22: [[The Fingertips Project]]===
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Two hands toss around a cow and another guy sings. Then the cow gets abducted. Creeeepy. 8/10
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A collaborative effort. This is one of the greatest animutations that was ever made. All the sections are from They Might Be Giants interludes in their Fingertips album, and they come together to make this incoherent masterpiece. The best section is either the finale, "I Don't Understand You," or "Something Grabbed a Hold of my Hand." This is animutation at some of its best. Score: 95/100
  
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'''Leave Me Alone by Eric Fleck'''
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===Submission 23: [[Seeing Jesus H. Christ]]===
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Muscle Mochrie pleads for privacy among many scenes of his animutational career. 9/10
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By [[UN-J]]. Urkel sings about seeing Jesus everywhere. It's sorta creepy, and it gets repetitive. Score: 69/100
  
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'''Who's Knocking on the Wall? by Nathew'''
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===Submission 25: [[Hyakugojyuuichi 2 The Return !]]===
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Some guy sings in front of the Berlin Wall, and a random image pops up. [[Bill Volk]] did a lot better with his Lost Fingertips section of the same song. 7/10
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Max makes another one. He reuses the song and some of the mondegreens from the original Hyakugojyuuichi and does a notable job, but you can do yourself a favor and see the real thing. Score: 71/100
  
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'''All Alone (All By Myself) by Neil Cicierega'''
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==Submissions 26-50==
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He uses a style similar to one part of [[Wizard Power]] to make this Vetruvian Man parody feel lonely. Trippy, man. 9/10
 
  
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'''What's That Blue Thing Doing Here? by Mudi'''
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===Submission 26: [[AGAGAH!]]===
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It's a Zero Wing Rhapsody parody. And it's the Blue Thing and Mochrie Sun. 8/10
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Seems appropriate our French friend should make another one to start this part of Teh List. It's a minute of insanity. But it's just too crazy. That's all I can say, really. Score: 67/100
  
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'''Something Grabbed a Hold of My Hand by Andrew Kepple and [[Glutnix]]'''
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===Submission 34: [[NawT fox rieds a gyent Cawk whil shaikign a willE]]===
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[[Alex Chiu]] gets his hand stolen and dragged across the land of the [[French Erotic Film]]. They both land in the Jerry Springer Show. YUOR ZIG A SPLODE. And remember to fix the Laws of Physics. With duct tape if necessary! The later sequences start to redeem the first part here. 10/10
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By [[Canuckles]]. Seeing the title made me think, "What?" Then I used my Idiot Translator. Then I realized it was sort of unprintable. There's some kind of plot to it, about [[George W. Bush]] bombing brown people or something. But it's too crazy, too short and just too stupid to go anywhere important. Score: 37/100
  
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'''I Don't Understand You by Bill Volk'''
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===Submission 35: [[Goofy Goober YAY!]]===
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This can be considered the Japanese Pokerap Mini. It uses some of the same dialogue and images, but to more hilarious effect. Starring Cthulthu, the Riddler, and a hilarious scroll bar about how people you can't understand are better than you. 10/10
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OH NOES!1! It's ButtBadger! He uses an annoying song from the mediocre [[Spongebob Squarepants]] movie and somehow makes it appealing with some techno/hip-hop remix and random sprites. Hardly. It didn't use any of his French mondegreens, which could have made for a more entertaining film. Score: 69/100
  
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'''I Heard a Sound by [[Bort]]'''
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===Submission 36: [[Pokey and the Ombaoojiebaseo]]===
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Drew Carey, Bilbo Baggins, a guy cupping his ear, and some villain create a bizarre short. 9/10
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By DL and [[Misteroo]]. Dedicated to the [[Pokey the Penguin]] webcomic. An anime cat screams some weird Korean song with adequate mondegreens and some um, wonderful, ChronoTrigger sprites. It's even got messages about the state of mondegreens and the New York Mets. And Pokey hates Itallians. What does that have to do with anything? But I like the Korean screamo and the mondegreens. Score: 81/100
  
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'''Mysterious Whispers by [[Keith Stack]]'''
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===Submission 37: [[French Erotic Film]]===
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That guy from King of the Hill walks through a few sequences, which are quite strange. He cries at the end. Sad, isn't it? Notice how much the Spongebob and Patrick picture resembles the piano one at the beginning of [[Shumway]]. And look at his feet! 9/10
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By [[Andrew Kepple]]. We hit the big time suddenly! [[renniD nezroF]] goes on an epic adventure with UFOs from Plan 9 from Outer Space that turns everything Scottish, French pr0n, [[Colin Mochrie]], [[Zippy]] the CD-ROM driver, [[Princess Diana]]'s disembodied head (they saved her brain!), and a battle with [[Jesus H. Christ]], [[Singing Goths]], Heart Power, and a bunch of Photoshopped images. And they all do it to an insane Dutch song. Free the Chained Up Thing! This used to rule the Portal until [[Irrational Exuberance|a bigger heavyweight]] came and wiped it out. The mondegreens and song are quite good, and the story is just out there. Score: 94/100
  
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'''The Day That Love Came to Play by Toxic AKA Bob Barker'''
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===Submission 38: [[French Erotic BIRTHDAY!]]===
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A googly-eyed heart plays keytar and gets crushed by a monitor. Huzzah! 9/10
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By Andrew Kepple. Same concept as above, only with Zippy in the middle scenes and more mondegreens. I liked it better. Score: 95/100
  
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'''I'm Having a Heart Attack by Bill Volk'''
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===Submission 39: [[Plan 9 from Underpants]]===
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Drab guy sings about his circulatory condition in front of Wesley Willis and Dave Thomas, believed victims of [[The Curse]]. 9/10
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TmsT makes another. This is the sequel to the French Erotic Film, with ST3R30-VISION; its first appearance. Colin Mochrie is living in [[Ted Turner]]'s house. Meanwhile, the Space Leprechauns are hunting for him as they fly through [[Dwedit]]'s world. He trains to beat Jesus H. Christ through Kortal M(W)ombat in Kandahar. Subliminally, it explains why subliminal messages are used in animutations. Dung harbor! It's got wacky mondegreens about a Doom Baboon, float accounts and a rail car. Score: 94/100
  
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'''Fingertips by Eric Fleck'''
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===Submission 40: [[Colin vs Jesus: FINALE!]]===
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A guy moves his thumb to make his hand sing. It whispers "Fingertips" twice. 8/10
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Andrew Kepple has completed the cycle. This is it; the epic battle between Colin Mochrie and Jesus H. Christ. It's some kind of chant/epic song which plays as Colin saves the fanimutation characters from  doom. There's a huge battle with a surprise ending in Animutopia, followed by an awesome animutation mix. Tons of references here to [[Dash]], [[Shumway]], and even a bit of [[Untitled]]. It shows all of Colin's appearances for a few brief seconds and a hilarious plan with a provided pause button. And it has French pr0n. Good story and mondegreens, supplemented by epic fight scenes. Score: 96/100
  
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'''I Walk Alone Darkened Corridors by Andrew Kepple'''
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===Submission 41: [[The Squirrel of Life]]===
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Muscle Mochrie does one final sequence, including props from the rest of the sequences. They have a huge rockout sequence, concluding with Mochrie feeding himself to a random head. Don't miss the ANIMUTATION HAIKU GENERATOR V1.51. 10/10
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Kepple makes No.5. A squirrel in magenta pants flies the sun (which reqires a coin) through a surreal mix of the French Erotic Film and the opening song of The Lion King. We see Colin in a flower and Zippy momentarily. Then he joins two other squirrels and they rock out. Points for mondegreens and weirdness. Score: 93/100
  
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It's really good, though some sequences could have been stronger. Still a must-see. Overall rating: 93/100
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===Submission 42: [[Batman and the Magical Band-Aid]]===
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By [[Neil Cicierega]]. Trapezoid makes an appearance finally. Unfortunately, it's not up to par with, say, [[Earth vs. Funk]] or [[Hyakugojyuuichi]]. There's nothing to mondegreen, so points off. There's some sort of weird story or something and flashy backgrounds, but that's it for good points. Score: 74/100
  
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===[[A Sticky Night of Love]]===
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===Submission 43: [[Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness]]===
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It's about some anime guy rocking out to some techno rock and fighting and random subliminal messages and stuff. Try to figure this one out.  
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By Neil. This wrestler named [[Lou Albano]] claims he invented rock'n'roll in the Stone Age. Apparently he goes insane, and that's where it gets interesting. No mondegreens; it's in English. But it's really, really, weird. Score: 87/100
  
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Quite a weird high-energy animute. But the rock is great, and so is the animation. I was told it was good, so I went and saw it on [[Newgrounds]] and thouroughly enjoyed it. It's really really hyper, and isn't recommended for people with epilepsy. One part reminds me of a similar part of [[Wizard Power!]], with its "Paint drawn" animated flashy style. All of it is very insane. The mondegreens are suitably bizarre as they are baffling. You must watch this film before you try to make a high-energy animute, for inspiration.
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===Submission 44: [[Cold Heart]]===
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Neil makes another. This short one is based off a song from the Care Bears. It's quite weird, with the Professor using adjectives starting with C to describe himself. The [[Pee Wee]] Legion marches across the screen for a bonus feature. Score: 81/100
  
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*Pros: Mondegreens, animation, song, style.
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===Submission 45: [[Do the Mario!]]===
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Trapezoid's minimutation masterwork. Captain Lou, after he invented rock, ended up on a Mario TV show doing a stupid dance and Mario's voice. This is the song for his dance. It's really stupid. Don't do drugs or you'll make a song like this. Score: 84/100
  
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*Cons: Some of the subliminals and mondegreens are a bit nasty. Also, it seems to rely on the subliminal messages to get through the vocal-less parts of the song.
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===Submission 46: [[Earth vs. Funk]]===
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Neil's best work. It's the first Slymutation, which means there's gonna be some good mondegreens. Some bizarre story about Funk's war on Earth. I actually heard the guitar opening for this song for a "So You Think You Can Dance" promo. It turns into nonsense when Spiderhead comes up. Missile cuts no cold. Then Funk fires the Supah Funk Beam 6000 and makes Earth funky. Both of them drop into insanity . Disobey your grandparents. Everybody's eyes get poked out. Now listen to Jambi the Genie. Cicierega at his best. Score: 97/100
  
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===Submission 47: [[Hyakugojyuuichi]]===
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Neil did this one. This *snif* is the first one I saw! Wahdee! [[Jay Jay]] the Jet Plane travels through the world lighted by [[Colin Mochrie]] and gets shot down. Then a whole bunch of weird stuff happens, and three [[Pee Wee Herman]]s revive him somehow. It's got a section with mondegreens, a subliminal message that you have to have supernatural powers to see, and general weirdness reigns. Nine out of ten sociopaths agree, ya gotta see Hyakugojyuuichii! (By the way, Hyakugojyuuichi means 151 in Japanese.) Score: 96/100
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===Submission 48: [[Jesus H. Christ (animutation)]]===
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By Trapezoid. Pikachu and a whole bunch of weirdos have an island adventure where weird stuff happens. They practice counting to four several times. Colin Mochrie pops up as a dead bird, nobody helps Pee Wee as he is chased by a runaway mine cart, then [[Jesus H. Christ (character)]] pops up. Note the timer is turning the "wrong" way. No mondgreens, but plenty of weirdness for a low-energy animute. Score: 87/100
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===Submission 49: [[Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie]]===
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More by Mr. Cicierega. This one is seriously messed up. There's plenty of seizures to be had. We learn about Mr. Mochrie's house (which is only a giant box, but that's fine with him). [[Ronald Reagan]] gives himself head trauma multiple times, some weird vampire person sings, and things are just plain messed up. No mondegreens; how this ended up as a "Must-See" is beyond me. Score: 86/100
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===Submission 50: [[Lesko's Revenge]]===
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Neil's work, not mine. We see [[renniD nezorF]], or the Old Blue Scot, for the first time. Apparently he's [[Matthew Lesko]]'s business partner, getting government grants left and right. They have a band, too, and this is their performance, and [[Alex Trebek]] likes it.  [[Fred Flintstone]] does weird stuff. Then one awful day, Lesko falls off a cliff. He gets his revenge by singing with the Mochrie Army as an angel. Then we go into weird mondegreens which seem to revive Lesko. A clown smashes stuff in joy, more weird stuff happens, then Lesko scares six of the Mochries. Weird stuff, classic vintage animutation. Score: 90/100

Latest revision as of 09:49, 24 May 2006

Greetings!

This is Davidizer13, an animutation fan with some kind of vision. I don't make 'em, I just enjoy them. Below, I have listed each Animutation Portal submission in numerical order and reviewed them. Enjoy! Note: All reviewed animutes get a score, up to 100.

Submissions 1-25

Submission 3: Kermit in the Holy Land

By Mudi, the webmaster. This was an, um interesting animutation based on the Muppet Show theme in some other language. While done well, the story is a bit weird, and the mondegreens are just not there. Still, it was sorta funny. Score: 76/100

Submission 4: Nothing

By Medwards. I watched it for the first time when I was researching this project. It was a plain weird song with an interesting style. While not quite an animutation, it had some elements of it in the end. The best part was ('39-'45 NOTHING (except WW2)). Score: 74/100

Submission 5: Leela Doo

By Mudi once again. I love this movie. I'll state that at the beginning. So when I found out that it was on AP and I don't have to go hunting for it, I said "Yippee!" and watched it. In this movie, Leela and Scooby-Doo merge bodies and go on some trippy adventure which includes nuclear devices, a nerd hole, giant guys, a bad childhood, and UFOs. Then they all fly away on Jay Jay. And all this happens to some weird Danish semi-pop. There's even a Sonic reference. Can't go wrong with that. Great story, points for mondegreens, and just plain excellence. Score: 88/100

Submission 6: Tippy's Taco Shack

By papaSKROBE. Now, why didn't I see this earlier? Stupidity, I guess. It's some incomprehensible song about taco battles or something. It's got great mondegreens to go with the strange song. A weiner and a taco for three and a half bucks. Score: 83/100

Submission 12: Hyakugojyuuichi 3

By Keith Stack. Finally, an animutation! Too bad it has to be this one. Some nice guitar theme gives way for "Sex Bomb" and some guy's head explosion. Score: 68/100

Submission 13

Blankety-blank blank.

Submission 14

Blank once more. What happened, Mudi?

Submission 15: An Xmas Fanimutated

By Max le Fou. Finally, an enjoyable animutation! This is one of the weirdest animutes since Shumway, mostly attributed to that song. Seriously, what were they smoking? It starts sorta normal, as did Chocolate Niblet Beans, but then it drops into insanity with some kind of French speaking interlude, Dave Thomas' Singles Commercial, and bewildering style changes. If you want to make a demented animute, this is how to do it. Score: 85/100

Submission 16: Rupert the Bear

By Max le Fou. He must have been submitting his stuff that day. Rupert the Bear, an animated character, rocks out hard with Hamburglar, sprites, and bear man. "All Your base..." "Are belong" "To us!!" Score: 76/100

Submission 17: Pikachu Song

By Max le Fou. More French weirdness. Isn't AP great? The Fat Chef person sings and Pikachu and sprites pop up randomly. There's some sort of error and some Newgrounds blammer pops up at the end. Score: 73/100

Submission 18: AIWA!

Boy was ButtBadger busy today. Wish I could read French. Louis Armstrong, a bunch of weird people (I think one of them is Max) and renniD nezroF sing this strange song that sounds like the theme from "The Aristocats." Score: 72/100

Submission 19: L4 C1CR4N3 & L4 FR0UM1

Maxy translated it just for us. I think it's a French version of "The Ant and the Grasshopper." Anyway, it's sorta weird, but I could sorta understand it, unlike his other submissions that day. Score: 77/100

Submission 20: LINKS!!1

Another Max le Fou production. I think this is one of his best. After all, it's got a Rammstein song and a bunch of Links do battle and stuff. Everybody rocks out and it looks cool. My favorite part is when the creepy baby sings about Ganon. Try to see the Links throw. And Link from Ocarina of Time wets his green tunic. The Max suspect pops up again too. Score: 86/100

Submission 22: The Fingertips Project

A collaborative effort. This is one of the greatest animutations that was ever made. All the sections are from They Might Be Giants interludes in their Fingertips album, and they come together to make this incoherent masterpiece. The best section is either the finale, "I Don't Understand You," or "Something Grabbed a Hold of my Hand." This is animutation at some of its best. Score: 95/100

Submission 23: Seeing Jesus H. Christ

By UN-J. Urkel sings about seeing Jesus everywhere. It's sorta creepy, and it gets repetitive. Score: 69/100

Submission 25: Hyakugojyuuichi 2 The Return !

Max makes another one. He reuses the song and some of the mondegreens from the original Hyakugojyuuichi and does a notable job, but you can do yourself a favor and see the real thing. Score: 71/100

Submissions 26-50

Submission 26: AGAGAH!

Seems appropriate our French friend should make another one to start this part of Teh List. It's a minute of insanity. But it's just too crazy. That's all I can say, really. Score: 67/100

Submission 34: NawT fox rieds a gyent Cawk whil shaikign a willE

By Canuckles. Seeing the title made me think, "What?" Then I used my Idiot Translator. Then I realized it was sort of unprintable. There's some kind of plot to it, about George W. Bush bombing brown people or something. But it's too crazy, too short and just too stupid to go anywhere important. Score: 37/100

Submission 35: Goofy Goober YAY!

OH NOES!1! It's ButtBadger! He uses an annoying song from the mediocre Spongebob Squarepants movie and somehow makes it appealing with some techno/hip-hop remix and random sprites. Hardly. It didn't use any of his French mondegreens, which could have made for a more entertaining film. Score: 69/100

Submission 36: Pokey and the Ombaoojiebaseo

By DL and Misteroo. Dedicated to the Pokey the Penguin webcomic. An anime cat screams some weird Korean song with adequate mondegreens and some um, wonderful, ChronoTrigger sprites. It's even got messages about the state of mondegreens and the New York Mets. And Pokey hates Itallians. What does that have to do with anything? But I like the Korean screamo and the mondegreens. Score: 81/100

Submission 37: French Erotic Film

By Andrew Kepple. We hit the big time suddenly! renniD nezroF goes on an epic adventure with UFOs from Plan 9 from Outer Space that turns everything Scottish, French pr0n, Colin Mochrie, Zippy the CD-ROM driver, Princess Diana's disembodied head (they saved her brain!), and a battle with Jesus H. Christ, Singing Goths, Heart Power, and a bunch of Photoshopped images. And they all do it to an insane Dutch song. Free the Chained Up Thing! This used to rule the Portal until a bigger heavyweight came and wiped it out. The mondegreens and song are quite good, and the story is just out there. Score: 94/100

Submission 38: French Erotic BIRTHDAY!

By Andrew Kepple. Same concept as above, only with Zippy in the middle scenes and more mondegreens. I liked it better. Score: 95/100

Submission 39: Plan 9 from Underpants

TmsT makes another. This is the sequel to the French Erotic Film, with ST3R30-VISION; its first appearance. Colin Mochrie is living in Ted Turner's house. Meanwhile, the Space Leprechauns are hunting for him as they fly through Dwedit's world. He trains to beat Jesus H. Christ through Kortal M(W)ombat in Kandahar. Subliminally, it explains why subliminal messages are used in animutations. Dung harbor! It's got wacky mondegreens about a Doom Baboon, float accounts and a rail car. Score: 94/100

Submission 40: Colin vs Jesus: FINALE!

Andrew Kepple has completed the cycle. This is it; the epic battle between Colin Mochrie and Jesus H. Christ. It's some kind of chant/epic song which plays as Colin saves the fanimutation characters from doom. There's a huge battle with a surprise ending in Animutopia, followed by an awesome animutation mix. Tons of references here to Dash, Shumway, and even a bit of Untitled. It shows all of Colin's appearances for a few brief seconds and a hilarious plan with a provided pause button. And it has French pr0n. Good story and mondegreens, supplemented by epic fight scenes. Score: 96/100

Submission 41: The Squirrel of Life

Kepple makes No.5. A squirrel in magenta pants flies the sun (which reqires a coin) through a surreal mix of the French Erotic Film and the opening song of The Lion King. We see Colin in a flower and Zippy momentarily. Then he joins two other squirrels and they rock out. Points for mondegreens and weirdness. Score: 93/100

Submission 42: Batman and the Magical Band-Aid

By Neil Cicierega. Trapezoid makes an appearance finally. Unfortunately, it's not up to par with, say, Earth vs. Funk or Hyakugojyuuichi. There's nothing to mondegreen, so points off. There's some sort of weird story or something and flashy backgrounds, but that's it for good points. Score: 74/100

Submission 43: Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness

By Neil. This wrestler named Lou Albano claims he invented rock'n'roll in the Stone Age. Apparently he goes insane, and that's where it gets interesting. No mondegreens; it's in English. But it's really, really, weird. Score: 87/100

Submission 44: Cold Heart

Neil makes another. This short one is based off a song from the Care Bears. It's quite weird, with the Professor using adjectives starting with C to describe himself. The Pee Wee Legion marches across the screen for a bonus feature. Score: 81/100

Submission 45: Do the Mario!

Trapezoid's minimutation masterwork. Captain Lou, after he invented rock, ended up on a Mario TV show doing a stupid dance and Mario's voice. This is the song for his dance. It's really stupid. Don't do drugs or you'll make a song like this. Score: 84/100

Submission 46: Earth vs. Funk

Neil's best work. It's the first Slymutation, which means there's gonna be some good mondegreens. Some bizarre story about Funk's war on Earth. I actually heard the guitar opening for this song for a "So You Think You Can Dance" promo. It turns into nonsense when Spiderhead comes up. Missile cuts no cold. Then Funk fires the Supah Funk Beam 6000 and makes Earth funky. Both of them drop into insanity . Disobey your grandparents. Everybody's eyes get poked out. Now listen to Jambi the Genie. Cicierega at his best. Score: 97/100

Submission 47: Hyakugojyuuichi

Neil did this one. This *snif* is the first one I saw! Wahdee! Jay Jay the Jet Plane travels through the world lighted by Colin Mochrie and gets shot down. Then a whole bunch of weird stuff happens, and three Pee Wee Hermans revive him somehow. It's got a section with mondegreens, a subliminal message that you have to have supernatural powers to see, and general weirdness reigns. Nine out of ten sociopaths agree, ya gotta see Hyakugojyuuichii! (By the way, Hyakugojyuuichi means 151 in Japanese.) Score: 96/100

Submission 48: Jesus H. Christ (animutation)

By Trapezoid. Pikachu and a whole bunch of weirdos have an island adventure where weird stuff happens. They practice counting to four several times. Colin Mochrie pops up as a dead bird, nobody helps Pee Wee as he is chased by a runaway mine cart, then Jesus H. Christ (character) pops up. Note the timer is turning the "wrong" way. No mondgreens, but plenty of weirdness for a low-energy animute. Score: 87/100

Submission 49: Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie

More by Mr. Cicierega. This one is seriously messed up. There's plenty of seizures to be had. We learn about Mr. Mochrie's house (which is only a giant box, but that's fine with him). Ronald Reagan gives himself head trauma multiple times, some weird vampire person sings, and things are just plain messed up. No mondegreens; how this ended up as a "Must-See" is beyond me. Score: 86/100

Submission 50: Lesko's Revenge

Neil's work, not mine. We see renniD nezorF, or the Old Blue Scot, for the first time. Apparently he's Matthew Lesko's business partner, getting government grants left and right. They have a band, too, and this is their performance, and Alex Trebek likes it. Fred Flintstone does weird stuff. Then one awful day, Lesko falls off a cliff. He gets his revenge by singing with the Mochrie Army as an angel. Then we go into weird mondegreens which seem to revive Lesko. A clown smashes stuff in joy, more weird stuff happens, then Lesko scares six of the Mochries. Weird stuff, classic vintage animutation. Score: 90/100

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