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 Hay ewe, sit down and listen 
Don't be flippant, and don't be dismissin' 
Think you're a Flash encyclopedia 
Eating, breathing Macromedia? 
Think you're cool Saiyan "All Your Bass"? 
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face 
You gotta be kiddin' me with that crap 
Animutation's where it's at! 
 
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! 
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 
Just take it from me, MC NC 
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 
You're an idiot if you disagree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 
 
If you've got the time, go grab a pen 
And watch that thing again and again 
Try to figure it out, what does it mean? 
What is the significance of Mr. Bean? 
Does anyone know, are there any takers? 
What's up with all the broken pacemakers? 
This world is full of speculation 
But nobody cracks this animutation! 
 
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! 
You're an idiot if you disagree 
Just take it from the MC, NC 
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 
 
Wakeman is biased like a household appliance 
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance 
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife 
Not even Obi-Wan can save the Yodel of Life 
Your name is Bob, you're my heartthrob 
I lost my job when I got fired 
By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, he 
Smelled like an orangutan's old apartment 
 
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do? 
He looks dead, he's full of lead 
Bleeding red onto my bedspread 
And he also seems to be missing his head 
Why am I holding this gun and axe? 
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? 
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill? 
Or will he just keep on telling me to KILL? 
 
Hay, don't ewe gimme that look 
You never had what it took 
Eye Took the beef, & eye beefed it up 
Ewe sat and wined Wile eye Took the cup of gold 
You are getting old! 
When you see this face, you'd better fold 
Take this mop and shove it, boy 
'Cause it's the only way you'll be employed 
 
I am know as the beef bastard 
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master 
I am know as the beef bastard 
Everyone else is a walking disaster 
Why no one is-a, Eat Fast Food! 
It's your ass I know I'm after 
I am gnome NASA, Eat Fast Food! 
Everyone knows I'm the oven-mitt master 
 
Well, I'm Shmorky! Eatin' Porky! 
White E wrapping, shore sounds, door key 
Got a girl, she's a Double-D 
I slap her butt dressed as a bumble bee 
I eat paste all damn day 
I was in a Shakespeare play 
I sit down on a lazy susan 
Spinnin' round like Tommy Cruisin' 
 
Bong, Bong, Bing, Bing 
I get paid to play with my thing 
Got my zip in, zip out, zip up, begin 
Room with a moose! Jay Leno's chin 
Ambulance, Enron, Peewee, Pokemon 
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Dishwasher, they choose you 
And eye can't think 
Of N E Moore two c'est 
 
TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo 
Found a hobo in my room 
It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life 
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! 
 
One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run 
Suzukisan is the formation of a bun 
And a veggie burger with tsukemono 
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono 
To the afterlife, to visit Barney Fife 
And to see Pero's screen shots of his wife 
Named Christ Benoit, wearing a pretty dress 
Saying "Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu!" 
 
Do the Mario, itsy bitsy hockey 
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey 
Captain Lou bodyslams a rubber duckie 
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky 
Lucky lucky, nice to Mewtwo 
I need tea for two, how about you 
Mr. Coldheart? Or should I say professor? 
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser 
 
Props to Neil, he's the real deal 
His friends all call him Mr. Popeil 
He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week 
His looks are hot and his clothes are sheik 
He single-handedly changed the face of the Net 
He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget 
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder 
His seizure-inducing flag says Mr. Gahbunga 
 
Hey kids! Coming ready or not! 
Call me your Pokemon Halibudo! 
(More Gibberish) 
Get ready to rumble! 
(Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) Hello Kitty (Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) 
Seen Wal-Mart? Enough! That's a pity! 
Hey, your mother! Take it away! 
Anybody Gunther, then drop dead! 
I'm gonna do to, hump a Barbie 
Solo, Moolah, Colin Mochrie! 
 
TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo 
Found a hobo in my room 
It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life 
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! 
 
There you have it, that's the game 
One-Fifty-One, we can all be the same 
I'm sure that it's been appetizing 
With all the subliminal advertising 
 
This has been a celebration 
Animutation fans across the nation 
In formation, raise their hands in dedication 
To the crazy flashing psychopathic 
Happy dancing super magic 
Power mega ultra kistchy 
Hyakugojyuuichi! 
 
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! 
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 
Just take it from the MC, NC 
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 
You're an idiot if you disagree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! 
 
 
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 Hey you, sit down and listen 
Don't be flippant, and don't be dismissin' 
Think you're a Flash encyclopedia 
Eating, breathing Macromedia? 
Think you're cool saying "All Your Base"? 
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face 
You gotta be kiddin' me with that crap 
Animutation's where it's at! 
 
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! 
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 
Just take it from me, MC NC 
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 
You're an idiot if you disagree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 
 
If you've got the time, go grab a pen 
And watch that thing again and again 
Try to figure it out, what does it mean? 
What is the significance of Mr. Bean? 
Does anyone know, are there any takers? 
What's up with all the broken pacemakers? 
This world is full of speculation 
But nobody cracks this animutation! 
 
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! 
You're an idiot if you disagree 
Just take it from the MC, NC 
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 
 
Wakeman is biased like a household appliance 
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance 
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife 
Not even Obi-Wan can save the Yodel of Life 
Your name is Bob, you're my heartthrob 
I lost my job when I got fired 
By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, he 
Smelled like an orangutan's old apartment 
 
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do? 
He looks dead, he's full of lead 
Bleeding red onto my bedspread 
And he also seems to be missing his head 
Why am I holding this gun and axe? 
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? 
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill? 
Or will he just keep on telling me to KILL? 
 
Hey, don't you gimme that look 
You never had what it took 
I took the beef, and I beefed it up 
You sat and whined while I took the cup of gold 
You are getting old! 
When you see this face, you'd better fold 
Take this mop and shove it, boy 
'Cause it's the only way you'll be employed 
 
I am know as the beef bastard 
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master 
I am know as the beef bastard 
Everyone else is a walking disaster 
I am know as the beef bastard 
Think you're fast? I know I'm faster 
I am know as the beef bastard 
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master 
 
Well, I'm Shmorky! Eatin' Porky! 
Whitey rapping sure sounds dorky 
Got a girl, she's a Double-D 
I slap her butt dressed as a bumble bee 
I eat paste all damn day 
I was in a Shakespeare play 
I sit down on a lazy susan 
Spinnin' round like Tommy Cruisin' 
 
Bong, Bong, Bing, Bing 
I get paid to play with my thing 
Got my zip in, zip out, zip up, begin 
Room with a moose! Jay Leno's chin 
Ambulance, Enron, Peewee, Pokemon 
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, they choose you 
And I can't think 
Of anymore to say 
 
TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo 
Found a hobo in my room 
It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life 
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! 
 
One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run 
Suzukisan is the formation of a bun 
And a veggie burger with tsukemono 
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono 
To the afterlife, to visit Barney Fife 
And to see Pero's screen shots of his wife 
Named Christ Benoit, wearing a pretty dress 
Saying "Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu!" 
 
Do the Mario, itsy bitsy hockey 
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey 
Captain Lou bodyslams a rubber duckie 
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky 
Lucky lucky, nice to Mewtwo 
I need tea for two, how about you 
Mr. Coldheart? Or should I say professor? 
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser 
 
Props to Neil, he's the real deal 
His friends all call him Mr. Popeil 
He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week 
His looks are hot and his clothes are chic 
He single-handedly changed the face of the Net 
He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget 
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder 
His seizure-inducing flag says Mr. Gahbunga 
 
Hey kids! (gibbersh) 
(Gibberish) Pokemon (gibberish) 
(More Gibberish) 
Get ready to rumble! 
(Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) Hello Kitty (Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) 
(Yet More Gibberish) 
(Yet More Gibberish) 
(Yet More Gibberish) 
(Yet More Gibberish) 
(Gibberish) Colin Mochrie! 
 
TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo 
Found a hobo in my room 
It's Princess Leia, the Yodel of Life 
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! 
 
There you have it, that's the game 
One-Fifty-One, we can all be the same 
I'm sure that it's been appetizing 
With all the subliminal advertising 
 
This has been a celebration 
Animutation fans across the nation 
In formation, raise their hands in dedication 
To the crazy flashing psychopathic 
Happy dancing super magic 
Power mega ultra kistchy 
Hyakugojyuuichi! 
 
9 out of 10 sociopaths agree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! 
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 
Just take it from the MC, NC 
You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 
I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 
You're an idiot if you disagree 
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! 
 
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