Mamoritaikara!

Mamoritaikara!
Don't look now; Jun Senoue is going to attack!
Information
Author: Hibiscus Kazeneko Release Date: 5/17/2006 File Size: 5.24MB Length: 0:00 Complexity: Poiuytic Scale Animutatedness: Wartysian Factor Stars: Hitomi Terakado, Carrot Top, Asumi Nakata, Shizuka Kawai, Lisa Ortiz, Diana Lombard, Raffi, Roger Ramjet, others?
Audio Info
Mamoritai Kara Artist: Mew Five Album: Tokyo Mew Mew Genre: Cosplay Language: Japanese

About

What's with the flashing backgrounds?

Hibiscus Kazeneko added in the flashing backgrounds as revenge against her epileptic ex-boyfriend who wronged her.

Cast

• Chao
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Amy Rose
• various billboards
• Hitomi Terakado in a sailor uniform
• Carrot Top
•  ???
• Ryan Drummond
• Kaito Doumoto taking a shower
• God-Jesus
• Bellydancers from Sonic X
• Asumi Nakata in a sailor uniform
• some Japanese women with their faces obscured?
• Shizuka Kawai
• Hitomi Terakado in Hanon Houshou costume
• soldier?
• portrait of Saddam Hussein
• Nemo
• Ritalin capsule
• Lisa Ortiz
• donkey
• Diana Lombard
• Korn
• Laa-Laa
• Seto Kaiba with a book
• Daniel Radcliffe in the nude
• Raffi
• Roger Ramjet
• cat eating toe?
• baby nibbling on a cat's tail?
• Rovery Rady
• guy with sunglasses?
• kangaroo?
• odd cactus?
• Asumi Nakata with ice-cream hairdo
• Siegfried von Schroider
• FoxTrot comic strip
• Shih Tzu from Burn Fest
• horse?
• Joey Wheeler
• Crowler (from Yu-Gi-Oh GX)
• foot
• tropical cake
• two fat people?
• Hitomi Terakado (again)
• Daniel Radcliffe's head on Jason Gray-Stanford's body
• Jun Senoue's head on Daniel Radcliffe's body
• Doodlebops
• hedgehogs
• group of people cosplaying as Yu-Gi-Oh! characters
• Mickey Mouse
• Jun Senoue with one of his many guitars
• Fine and Rein doing their "makasete" dance
• Sam
• Max the Bunny
• Ulala
• Bong Bear of the Swearbears
• Image
• Aisha from the Winx Club
• rabbit meat?
• Marzipan

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Hit a duck on the head They are hard, tell you I'm not an old quarter Yeah, I took a ant in there. Why don't you go take a seat on the loo? Hitomi Sued Soldier taking a leak Cut the meat on me, kitto Come in and take Ritalin So mmmm, nah. He has sheep, damn you. NEIGH!!!!!111 Key a car, kitten. Energy and corn in there. Nay!!! I'm not a nimrod, so go in there, and loot the shooooooooooow. Come on now, kill an Indian sheepdog Mamoritaikena! Saw meat in half. they were told that I eye Ai Woah, ooh woah ooh woah. You may buy Karaoke the Kitten Kamawanaikara!! Saw a meat in there. Gamecube does stain coal. O O I just wanna keep on loving you! They won a bus in the snow combing all your toes She's a tail-eater Who calling now? Me lyiiiiiiiiiing. Yeah, that kid'll come home to wash. Gumball out there Yu-Gi-Oh! Dog Shi-Ting Jim Beam No TV Who's cutting all of the dough? Yeah, I told Mitsuki Tarou... Neigh! Joe, toe, the cake. Naughty Charlie, she's a dad. Neigh! I'll get taller... and then you'll take the crayons awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Eat more dying gymnastic towels My mother tied and collaged. In my itchy bum, Gamecube does the EYE! EYE! EYE! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! Sold that old hero's meat for a dollar Nuts in a soup are so cold. Kill a killer knee Caught y'all eating coal. O O I just wanna keep on rubbing your genitalia! (in webdings) aiaia wow wow yay yay yeah aiaia wow wow yay yay yeah aiaia wow wow yay yay yeah aiaia wow wow Come on now kill an Indian sheepdog Mamoritaikena! Saw a meat in half. They were told that EYE! EYE! EYE! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! You may buy Karaoke the Kitten Kamawanaikara! Saw meat in there, Gamecube does stain coal. O O I just wanna keep on loving... I just wanna keep on loving... YOU!!!!

kitto doko da hede a hateru anata no kotto nakukashiku naru yatto aeide hitori zutsuja dekinai kotto isshoi ni kitto kanaete ditari . sonna hiashideru nee, kiekaketa inochi e konna nee, anata ni mo sukoete kuru deshou~ konna kirei dio shido mamoritaikena saa minna, te wa tode aiaia wow wow wow yume bakari oke da kete kamawanaikara saa minna, genki dashite kou OH I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU! te o nobasebaso komi Naruto shinjiteita futari no mirai dakedo hontou wa ganbatte yuuki o dashite jinbu no tebe tsukari mono da to yatto kizuita no nee, chotto dake naitari shizama nee, ageta wa ideitekureru ne~ itsumo dai jinashi towo mamoritaikena ima ichiban, genki dashite aiaia wow wow wow soda o iro miforekara natsu wa sugu soko kirakira nee kagayaite kou OH I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU! aiaia wow wow yay yay yeah aiaia wow wow yay yay yeah aiaia wow wow yay yay yeah aiaia wow wow konna kirei dio shiido mamoritaikena saa minna, te o todde aiaia wow wow wow yume bakari okedakete kamawanaikara saa minna, genki dashite kou OH I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING! I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU!

Audio Details

• The song used in this movie was one of the songs performed by a cosplay group known as the Mew Five at the Tokyo Mew Mew Live Character Show in 2001.

Trivia

• During the scene with Kaito Doumoto and the Engrish robot scrolling across the screen, several single-frame references to other animutations appear.
  • Missile cuts no cold.-Earth Vs. Funk, Mostly Metal Jacket
  • 'Cause they don't knock their knees.-Foo-La-La!
  • Commies rule.-French Erotic Film
  • Eat Funyuns.-Rubber Duckie
  • Beer is the answer.-Shumway
  • Magnum blew my heart.-teh barbie girl
  • Gotta go potty.-Steve's Adventure: Blue's Clues the Movie (not really animutation)
  • Nostril Uncle Sam-The Japanese Pokerap
  • Pizza is tasty!-Homer and Mr. Sparkle
  • Girls smell pretty.-Chocolate Niblet Beans
  • It's baby Luigi; he's as fun as a Squeegee!-Earth Vs. Funk
  • Vache dans le ciel-Cow in the Sky
  • I am GOD!!!-Maemuki Rocketto-Dan
  • Every time you watch this movie, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens!-Suzukisan
  • Who says American cartoon characters can't have spiky hair?-JamezBond
  • HERE COME THE FORTUNE COOKIES! HERE COME THE FORTUNE COOKIES! THEY'RE WEARING PAPER HATS!-Suzukisan
  • ARGENBLARFEN!!!1-DEW HAAST
  • oh hairy squishmas-Chocolate Niblet Beans
  • Let's throw it again!-Twelve Is My Magic Number
  • Are you sure you want to delete "Ben Pye"?-Rubber Duckie
  • Once upon a time there was a man who had swollen testicles, blah blah blah blah-Irrational Exuberance
  • GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yaffa!-Go Yaffa!
  • King pin Coco and the armchair of Thai-Lucky Lucky
  • There's a colony of hobos living in my room.-an elaboration of the famous "found a hobo in my room" from Hyakugojyuuichi
  • I checked Wal-Marts across the state and couldn't find any Yaffa dildos.-Go Yaffa!
  • you look like a microwave, yes i think so-"Group X: Good Girl, Yes! Bad Girl, No!" (not an animutation)
  • Lithium to bite the burger-French Erotic Film
  • No Scotsmen were sexually harassed by Spongebob Squarepants during the making of this Animutation.-French Erotic Film
  • Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog is the cutest thing you ever did see.-original
  • If you've ever stolen anyone else's Flash content, you might be a redneck.-original
  • <Hinnund hair, only $19.95 plus shipping & handling>-Schnitzel Bong
  • Ally warten off does lick-Beer Pong
  • Seto Kaiba has a huge dick.-original
  • You WILL visit Zero's website.-original
  • Yo quiero Yatta Bell.-Irrational Exuberance
• The following three subliminal messages are references to the anime Ojamajo Doremi:
  • PIRIKA PIRIRARA POPORINA PEPERUTO!!!
  • PAIPAI POIPON PUWAPUWA PUU!!!
  • PAMERUKU RARUKU RARIRORI POPPUN!!!
• In the frame immediately after the scene with Asumi Nakata in front of a chalkboard, this message appears in small type, Vivaldi font and light-pink color: "If you can read this, you're a Loyalist." The term "Loyalist", borrowed from the American Revolution term for a person who was loyal to the king of England, is used by Hibiscus Kazeneko to refer to a person who believes 4Kids Entertainment is the be-all-end-all for anime information.
• There are a total of 3 references to We Drink Ritalin in this movie.
  • After the scene with the carrot singing "Yeah, I took an ant in there.", the message "you like this movie" appears.
  • The caption above the flipping image of Ryan Drummond reads, "Help me! I drank too much Ritalin!"
  • The purple capsule in front of Shizuka Kawai reads "Ritalin", and the corresponding mondegreen is "Come on and take Ritalin."
• After the scene with Lisa Ortiz and Hitomi Terakado, the message "Alfred Kahn is a gay pervert!!!!" appears.
• Before the key etches a pentagram into the side of the Renault Modus, a caption appears above it for one frame. It reads "Take this, Nissan!", a reference to the monetary alliance between Renault and Nissan.
• In the scene with the spinning Maleboro Lights, the message "Pichi Pichi Seizure Live Start!" blinks at the top of the screen. The message is a reference to the anime Mermaid Melody: Pichi Pichi Pitch; before the mermaid princesses sing a song, they always say the line "Pichi Pichi Boisu de Raibu Sutaato!", which has been translated by some fansubbers as "Pichi Pichi Voice Live Start!"
• The "temporary singer change" is a reference to Chocolate Niblet Beans.
• When the naked Daniel Radcliffe image appears, two consecutive one-frame messages appear:
  • "Here he is, girls! No dorky glasses, no pixellated boogers, no nothing!" is a reference to the mutilation Daniel underwent for Hyakugojyuuichi.
  • "By the way, is this even legal?" is a viable question regarding the legality of the photograph.
• In the second appearance of the flipping Ryan Drummond, a different caption from the first appears, reading "Someone get me a doctor ASAP!!!11"
• In the last frame before the Arabian horse appears, a one-frame message appears in light yellow coloring and Symbol font. It reads "Why are you reading this?"
• Before the Doodlebops appear, the message "WAGAGAGAGAGAGA!!" scales on the screen. Possibly a reference to BAGAGAGAGA BOP!
• After the scene with the hedgehogs getting it on, the mondegreen "I just wanna keep on rubbing your genitalia!" appears in Webdings font.
• After the scene with Ulala dancing, "Moo." appears, as a reference to Team Rocket's Journey Through Time and Space.
• The final chorus is the only part that is sing-along.

External Links

• Mamoritaikara! on Animutation Portal