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subtitle=Conquest of Animutopia|
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<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>'''Colin vs. Jesus: FINALE!'''</th></tr>
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image=Conquest of Animutopia screenshot.jpg|
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imgdesc=Colin's life flashes before his eyes...|
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<tr><th align="center" bgcolor=yellow>Information</th></tr>
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author=Andrew Kepple|
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date=2003/12/01|
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<tr><td>Alt. Title:</td><td>Conquest of [[Animutopia]]</td></tr>
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size=3.47 MB|
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<tr><td>Author:</td><td>[[Andrew Kepple]]</td></tr>
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duration=4:47, 6:03 including credits|
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<tr><td>Release Date: </td><td>December 1, 2003</td></tr>
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poiuytic=7|
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<tr><td>File Size: </td><td>3.47 MiB</td></tr>
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wartysian=A.5|
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<tr><td>Length: </td><td>4:47.</td></tr>
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stars=[[Colin Mochrie]], [[Jesus H. Christ]], [[Zippy]]|
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<tr><td>Complexity:</td><td>7? ([[Poiuytic Scale]])</td></tr>
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newgrounds=138029|
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<tr><td>Star:</td><td>[[Colin Mochrie]], [[Jesus H. Christ]], [[Zippy]] (not really)</td></tr>
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aniport=40|
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youtube=OUYREgYy94A|
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<tr><th align="center" bgcolor="yellow">Audio Info</th></tr>
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watch=[https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/colinquest Albino Blacksheep]|
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audio=Conquest of Paradise|
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<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>Conquest of Paradise</i></th></tr>
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artist=Vangelis|
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<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>Vangelis</td></tr>
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album=1492 Conquest of Paradise|
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<tr><td>Album:</td><td>1492 Conquest of Paradise</td></tr>
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genre=New Age|
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<tr><td>Genre:</td><td>New Age</td></tr>
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language=Latin|
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<tr><td>Language:</td><td>Fake Latin</td></tr>
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audio2=Colin vs. JHC End Mix|
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<tr><th align="center" colspan="2"><i>[[Colin vs. JHC End Mix]]</i></th></tr>
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artist2=Andrew Kepple|
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<tr><td>Artist:</td><td>[[Andrew Kepple]]</td></tr>
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album2=N/A|
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<tr><td>Genre:</td><td>Silly Animutational Mashup</td></tr>
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genre2=Animutation|
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<tr><td>Language:</td><td>English, Japanese, German, Dutch</td></tr>
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language2=Various}}
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==About==
 
==About==
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  Episode 3 of "Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ"
 
  Episode 3 of "Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ"
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  Conquest of Animutopia
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  Conquest of Animutopia [[Category:Genre Animutations]]
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The Story So Far...
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[[Colin Mochrie]], forgotten and cast out from the world of Animutation, has been trained by a crew of [[Space Leprechauns]] so that he can fight the evil plastic [[Jesus H. Christ (character)|Jesus H. Christ]] who has taken over Teh World and corrupted it into a futuristic nightmare society where Animutation is the law and the last of the near-extinct Fanimutation characters are persecuted.
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At last, Colin has reached the final leg of his quest: The gates of Animutopia, where more horrors than just Jesus H. Christ alone await Colin's return to the land where Animutation and Fanimutation begin... And where they may both come to a shockingly dramatic end.
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==Cast==
 
==Cast==
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[TODO: add cast]
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* {{character|Colin Mochrie}}
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* {{character|Jesus H. Christ (character)|Jesus H. Christ}}
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* {{character|Imakuni}}
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* {{character|Watermelon Head}}
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* {{character|Zippy}}
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* {{character|Richter}}
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* {{character|Powerpuff Utena}}
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* {{character|Bearded Guy}}
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* {{character|Penny}}
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* {{character|Christopher Walken}}
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* {{character|Rotten Apple Joe}}
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* hatted guy
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* {{character|Impact}}
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* Leprechaun {{character|Trinity}}
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* {{character|Paul Hogan}}
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* {{character|Billie Ruth Sudduth}}
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* {{character|Harry Potter}}
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* {{character|Mr. T}}
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* {{character|Richard Simmons}}
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* {{character|Bearded Guy}} as an {{character|Oompa Loompa}}
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* {{character|Banana Joe}}
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* {{character|Mink}}
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* {{character|Matthew Lesko}}/{{character|Arbok}}
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* {{character|Ernie}}
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* {{character|Jay Jay the Jet Plane}}
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* {{character|Rubber Duckie (character)|Rubber Duckie}}
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* {{character|Star Wars Kid}}
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* {{character|Matty}} from [[The Unabombers - Slipknot|The Unabombers]]
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* Zamboni driver from [[Elvis Not Included]]
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* {{character|Mona Lisa}} Mochrie
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* {{character|Count Fangula}}
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* {{character|Ryan Stiles}}
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* "555" movie poster
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* body from [[Lucky Lucky]]
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* {{character|Drum Blaster}}
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* accordion guy from [[Can-O-Swedes]]
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* {{character|Albert Einstein}}
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* Snowman
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* {{character|Captain Lou Albano}}
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* {{character|Mario}}
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* chef with pants down from [[Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness]]
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* guy with gun
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* {{character|George}}
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* {{character|William Shatner}} as {{character|Captain Kirk}}
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* {{character|Pikachu}}
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* {{character|Bernard Bernoulli}}
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* {{character|Goosio}}
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* bird
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* {{character|Dave Foley}}
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* {{character|Dancing Pickle}}
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* {{character|Hank Hill}}
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* {{character|The Statue of Liberty}}
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* {{character|Bert}}
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* guy in tuxedo?
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* {{character|Batman}} mask
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* {{character|Starbucks Mermaid}}
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* {{character|Dracula}}
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* {{character|Steve Jay}}
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* {{character|The Thunderbirds}}
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* {{character|Vincent Price}}
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* {{character|Earthworm Jim}}
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* {{character|Chef}}
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* {{character|Alex Chiu}}
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* {{character|Adolf Hitler}}
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* {{character|Bill Nye}}
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* {{character|Random Pokerap Guy}}
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* {{character|Randy Constan}}
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* {{character|Pee Wee Herman}}
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* {{character|Commander Keen}} Cosplayer
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* {{character|Martian}}
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* {{character|Stupid Guitarists}}
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* {{character|Nicholas}}
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* {{character|HappaTai}}
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* driver from [[French Erotic Film]]
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* {{character|Andrew Kepple}}
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* hobo?
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* {{character|renniD nezorF}}
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* {{character|Dopefish}}
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* sousaphonist from [[Shumway]]
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* old guy?
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* {{character|Satoshi Tajiri}}
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* {{character|Darth Vader}}
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* {{character|Ash Ketchum}}
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* Dutch girl from [[French Erotic Film]]
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* {{character|Bill Cosby}}
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* {{character|Bob}}
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* {{character|Barry}}
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* two other MS Paint mutated people
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* {{character|Richie Rich}}
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* porn girl ({{character|Tifa}}, maybe?)
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== Notable Props==
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* {{prop|Boxing Glove on a Stick}}
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* {{prop|Middle Finger}}
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
  
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
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<th>Fake Lyrics</th>
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Fake Lyrics:<br>
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<th>Real Lyrics</th>
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Colin, he can reach them<br>
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<b>Colin, he can reach them<br>
 
Colin, he'll go far<br>
 
Colin, he'll go far<br>
 
With gardening, he'll reach you<br>
 
With gardening, he'll reach you<br>
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the wrong potato farms.<br>
 
the wrong potato farms.<br>
 
The Martian played more piano<br>
 
The Martian played more piano<br>
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And me? The guitar.
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And me? The guitar.</b><br>
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<br><br>
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<i>You're going to dig this...<br>
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Yatta!<br>
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Yatta!<br>
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Yatta Yatta!</i><br>
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<b>TV says Donuts are high in fat, kazoo<br>
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Found a hobo in my room</b><br>
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<i>It's Princess Leia the Yodel of Life,<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.</i><br>
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<b>You Chase Solo<br>
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We Drink Ritalin<br>
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Thank You!</b>
 
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Real Lyrics:<br>
 
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In noreni per ipe,<br>
 
In noreni per ipe,<br>
 
In noreni cora;<br>
 
In noreni cora;<br>
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Ne romine to fa,<br>
 
Ne romine to fa,<br>
 
Imaginas per meno<br>
 
Imaginas per meno<br>
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per imentira<br>
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You're going to dig this...<br>
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==Audio Credits==
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Yatta!<br>
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Yatta!<br>
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Yatta Yatta!<br>
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Kimi-tachi to no deai wa zenbu<br>
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Chanto oboete 'ru<br>
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It's Princess Leia the Yodel of Life,<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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YO SAY. Summer love...<br>
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Wishing, Revelling<br>
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Bai-Q!
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== Trivia ==
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* The finale contains samples from the following songs:
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** Yatta
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** Tetris by Dr. Spin (the "You're going to dig this" audio clip also comes from this song)
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** Hyakugojyuuichi (the "TV says" refrain, but backed with the electronic version of Korobushka)
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** Quietsche-Entchen, the German version of the "Rubber Duckie" song from "Sesame Street" (during the Colinetris scene before morphing the "Hot Limit" section)
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** Hot Limit (near the end)
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* Animutations the screenshots are from the flashback scene:
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** [[Hyakugojyuuichi]]
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** [[Elvis Not Included]]
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** [[Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie]]
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** [[Plan 9 From Underpants]]
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** [[Irrational Exuberance]]
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** [[Wizard Power]]
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** [[Megamoore]]
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** [[Lucky Lucky]]
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** [[Rock And Roll Mcdonalds]]
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** [[Earth Vs. Funk]]
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** [[Shumway]]
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** [[Can-O-Swedes]]
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** [[Team Rocket's Journey Through Time and Space]]
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** [[Suzukisan]]
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** [[Cold Heart]]
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** [[Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness]]
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** [[JamezBond]]
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** [[Jesus H. Christ (animutation)]]
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** [[French Erotic Film]]
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** [[Life is Like a Mop]]
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** [[Untitled]]
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** [[Rubber Duckie]]
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** [[Dopefission]]
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** ???
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** [[Mr Pringles' funk machine]]
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** [[Life is Like a Mop]] (again)
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** [[Batman and the Magical Band-Aid]]
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** [[Summer Vacation Fan Club]]
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** ???
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** [[GAZORNINPLAT II.]]
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** [[We Drink Ritalin]]
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** [[Pikachu Song]]
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** [[Lesko's Revenge]]
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** [[The Japanese Pokerap]]
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* According to Andrew Kepple's website, he was originally going to use the Russian National Anthem for this movie, but he had trouble crafting fake lyrics for it.
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* Subliminal Message: When JHC makes his attack, the message "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE ATTACK!" appears
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*Subliminal Message: Just as Colin is going to make his attack the screen flashes with "Kamehamehaa"
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* The only scenes with pause buttons are when it shows the Random Pokerap Guy's plan, and the french erotica at the end.
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* References to other animutations:
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** [[Suzukisan]]: Powerpuff Utena and Imakuni are among the heads on pikes.
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** [[Rubber Duckie (animutation)]]: The gladiatoral games are sponsored by Funyuns.
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** [[Team Rocket's Journey Through Time and Space]]: "Watch Out for Snakes!" appears over the door in the colosseum that releases the Lesko-headed Arbok.
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** [[Shumway]]: A picture from the movie appears during flashback sequence, Oompa-Loompa from that movie is one of the persecuted Fanimutation characters, and Richie Rich says he finished his crust like he was told.
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** [[Earth Vs. Funk]]: Wahdee!
  
 
==External Links==
 
==External Links==
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* http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/138029
 
  
 
{{Colin vs. JHC Trilogy Navigation Box}}
 
{{Colin vs. JHC Trilogy Navigation Box}}
  
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[[Category:Andrew Kepple Flash]]
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[[category:Sing-along Animutations]]
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[[Category:Zippy Filmography]]
 
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[[Category:Colin Mochrie Filmography]]
 
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[[Category:Jesus H. Christ Filmography]]
 
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[[Category:Fanimutations]]
 

Latest revision as of 00:31, 1 July 2025

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This is a Must-See Animutation, considered to be a good representative of the genre of Animutation.

Colin Vs Jesus: FINALE!
Colin's life flashes before his eyes...
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Information
Subtitle: Conquest of Animutopia
Author: Andrew Kepple ▾
Release Date: December 1, 2003 ▾
File Size: 3.47 MB
Duration: 4:47, 6:03 including credits
Complexity: 7
Animutatedness: A.5
Star(s): Colin Mochrie, Jesus H. Christ, Zippy
Audio Info
Conquest of Paradise
Artist: Vangelis
Album: 1492 Conquest of Paradise
Genre: New Age
Language: Latin ▾
Colin vs. JHC End Mix
Artist: Andrew Kepple
Album: N/A
Genre: Animutation
Language: Various ▾

About

Too Much Spare Time Enterprises
set out to create
the greatest Fanimutation movie EVER
And This Is It.

Colin Mochrie
Jesus H. Christ
Zippy
in the Ultimate Battle
Between Animutation and Fanimutation

Directed by Andrew "TmsT" Kepple
Main theme Music by Vangelis

Episode 3 of "Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ"
Conquest of Animutopia

The Story So Far...

Colin Mochrie, forgotten and cast out from the world of Animutation, has been trained by a crew of Space Leprechauns so that he can fight the evil plastic Jesus H. Christ who has taken over Teh World and corrupted it into a futuristic nightmare society where Animutation is the law and the last of the near-extinct Fanimutation characters are persecuted.

At last, Colin has reached the final leg of his quest: The gates of Animutopia, where more horrors than just Jesus H. Christ alone await Colin's return to the land where Animutation and Fanimutation begin... And where they may both come to a shockingly dramatic end.

Cast

Notable Props

Transcript

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

Colin, he can reach them
Colin, he'll go far
With gardening, he'll reach you
And your holy car.

May Colin be deleted?
May Colin leave, or are
we allowed the name "Teh L33T'xOR"?
And your only car?

May Colin be defeated?
May Colin leave, or are
we wrong, Canadian leader?
You're Pokémon!

And Mochrie came to reign all
the wrong potato farms.
The Martian played more piano
And me? The guitar.


You're going to dig this...
Yatta!
Yatta!
Yatta Yatta!

TV says Donuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room

It's Princess Leia the Yodel of Life,
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.

You Chase Solo

We Drink Ritalin

Thank You!

In noreni per ipe,
In noreni cora;
Tira mine per ito,
Ne domina.

In noreni per ipe,
In noreni cora;
Tira mine per ito,
Ne domina.

In noreni per ipe,
In noreni cora;
Tira mine per ito,
Ne domina.

In romine tirmeno,
Ne romine to fa,
Imaginas per meno
per imentira


You're going to dig this...
Yatta!
Yatta!
Yatta Yatta!

Kimi-tachi to no deai wa zenbu
Chanto oboete 'ru

It's Princess Leia the Yodel of Life,
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.

YO SAY. Summer love...

Wishing, Revelling

Bai-Q!

Trivia

External Links


The Colin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ Trilogy
French Erotic Film | Plan 9 From Underpants | Colin Vs Jesus: FINALE! | French Erotic Birthday
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