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{{incomplete}}
 
 
{{Must-See}}
 
{{Must-See}}
 
{{animutation infobox|
 
{{animutation infobox|
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duration=4:47, 6:03 including credits|
 
duration=4:47, 6:03 including credits|
 
poiuytic=7|
 
poiuytic=7|
wartysian=|
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wartysian=A.5|
 
stars=[[Colin Mochrie]], [[Jesus H. Christ]], [[Zippy]]|
 
stars=[[Colin Mochrie]], [[Jesus H. Christ]], [[Zippy]]|
 
newgrounds=138029|
 
newgrounds=138029|
 
aniport=40|
 
aniport=40|
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youtube=OUYREgYy94A|
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watch=[https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/colinquest Albino Blacksheep]|
 
audio=Conquest of Paradise|
 
audio=Conquest of Paradise|
 
artist=Vangelis|
 
artist=Vangelis|
 
album=1492 Conquest of Paradise|
 
album=1492 Conquest of Paradise|
 
genre=New Age|
 
genre=New Age|
language=Fake Latin|
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language=Latin|
 
audio2=Colin vs. JHC End Mix|
 
audio2=Colin vs. JHC End Mix|
 
artist2=Andrew Kepple|
 
artist2=Andrew Kepple|
 
album2=N/A|
 
album2=N/A|
 
genre2=Animutation|
 
genre2=Animutation|
language2=English, Japanese, German, Dutch}}
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language2=Various}}
  
 
==About==
 
==About==
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* {{character|Richter}}
 
* {{character|Richter}}
 
* {{character|Powerpuff Utena}}
 
* {{character|Powerpuff Utena}}
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* {{character|Bearded Guy}}
 
* {{character|Penny}}
 
* {{character|Penny}}
 +
* {{character|Christopher Walken}}
 
* {{character|Rotten Apple Joe}}
 
* {{character|Rotten Apple Joe}}
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* hatted guy
 
* {{character|Impact}}
 
* {{character|Impact}}
 
* Leprechaun {{character|Trinity}}
 
* Leprechaun {{character|Trinity}}
* {{character|Steve Irwin}}
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* {{character|Paul Hogan}}
 +
* {{character|Billie Ruth Sudduth}}
 
* {{character|Harry Potter}}
 
* {{character|Harry Potter}}
 
* {{character|Mr. T}}
 
* {{character|Mr. T}}
 
* {{character|Richard Simmons}}
 
* {{character|Richard Simmons}}
* {{character|Bearded Guy}}
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* {{character|Bearded Guy}} as an {{character|Oompa Loompa}}
 
* {{character|Banana Joe}}
 
* {{character|Banana Joe}}
 
* {{character|Mink}}
 
* {{character|Mink}}
* {{character|Arbok}}
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* {{character|Matthew Lesko}}/{{character|Arbok}}
* {{character|Matthew Lesko}}
 
 
* {{character|Ernie}}
 
* {{character|Ernie}}
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* {{character|Jay Jay the Jet Plane}}
 
* {{character|Rubber Duckie (character)|Rubber Duckie}}
 
* {{character|Rubber Duckie (character)|Rubber Duckie}}
 
* {{character|Star Wars Kid}}
 
* {{character|Star Wars Kid}}
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* {{character|Matty}} from [[The Unabombers - Slipknot|The Unabombers]]
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* Zamboni driver from [[Elvis Not Included]]
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* {{character|Mona Lisa}} Mochrie
 +
* {{character|Count Fangula}}
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* {{character|Ryan Stiles}}
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* "555" movie poster
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* body from [[Lucky Lucky]]
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* {{character|Drum Blaster}}
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* accordion guy from [[Can-O-Swedes]]
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* {{character|Albert Einstein}}
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* Snowman
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* {{character|Captain Lou Albano}}
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* {{character|Mario}}
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* chef with pants down from [[Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness]]
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* guy with gun
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* {{character|George}}
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* {{character|William Shatner}} as {{character|Captain Kirk}}
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* {{character|Pikachu}}
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* {{character|Bernard Bernoulli}}
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* {{character|Goosio}}
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* bird
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* {{character|Dave Foley}}
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* {{character|Dancing Pickle}}
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* {{character|Hank Hill}}
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* {{character|The Statue of Liberty}}
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* {{character|Bert}}
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* guy in tuxedo?
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* {{character|Batman}} mask
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* {{character|Starbucks Mermaid}}
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* {{character|Dracula}}
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* {{character|Steve Jay}}
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* {{character|The Thunderbirds}}
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* {{character|Vincent Price}}
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* {{character|Earthworm Jim}}
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* {{character|Chef}}
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* {{character|Alex Chiu}}
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* {{character|Adolf Hitler}}
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* {{character|Bill Nye}}
 
* {{character|Random Pokerap Guy}}
 
* {{character|Random Pokerap Guy}}
 
* {{character|Randy Constan}}
 
* {{character|Randy Constan}}
 
* {{character|Pee Wee Herman}}
 
* {{character|Pee Wee Herman}}
* {{character|Matty}}
 
* {{character|Richie Rich}}
 
* {{character|Bob}}
 
 
* {{character|Commander Keen}} Cosplayer
 
* {{character|Commander Keen}} Cosplayer
 
* {{character|Martian}}
 
* {{character|Martian}}
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* {{character|Nicholas}}
 
* {{character|Nicholas}}
 
* {{character|HappaTai}}
 
* {{character|HappaTai}}
* {{character|Jay Jay the Jet Plane}}
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* driver from [[French Erotic Film]]
* {{character|Mona Lisa}}
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* {{character|Andrew Kepple}}
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* hobo?
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* {{character|renniD nezorF}}
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* {{character|Dopefish}}
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* sousaphonist from [[Shumway]]
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* old guy?
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* {{character|Satoshi Tajiri}}
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* {{character|Darth Vader}}
 
* {{character|Ash Ketchum}}
 
* {{character|Ash Ketchum}}
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* Dutch girl from [[French Erotic Film]]
 
* {{character|Bill Cosby}}
 
* {{character|Bill Cosby}}
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* {{character|Bob}}
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* {{character|Barry}}
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* two other MS Paint mutated people
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* {{character|Richie Rich}}
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* porn girl ({{character|Tifa}}, maybe?)
  
 
== Notable Props==
 
== Notable Props==
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Found a hobo in my room</b><br>
 
Found a hobo in my room</b><br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
<i>It's Princess Liea the Yodel of Life,<br>
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<i>It's Princess Leia the Yodel of Life,<br>
Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.</i><br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.</i><br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
<b>You Chase Solo<br>
 
<b>You Chase Solo<br>
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Chanto oboete 'ru<br>
 
Chanto oboete 'ru<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
It's Princess Liea the Yodel of Life,<br>
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It's Princess Leia the Yodel of Life,<br>
Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
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Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
YO SAY. Summer love...<br>
 
YO SAY. Summer love...<br>
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* The finale contains samples from the following songs:
 
* The finale contains samples from the following songs:
 
** Yatta
 
** Yatta
** a electronic-instrumental version of Korobushka (a Russian folk song better known as "Song A" from Tetris)
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** Tetris by Dr. Spin (the "You're going to dig this" audio clip also comes from this song)
 
** Hyakugojyuuichi (the "TV says" refrain, but backed with the electronic version of Korobushka)
 
** Hyakugojyuuichi (the "TV says" refrain, but backed with the electronic version of Korobushka)
 
** Quietsche-Entchen, the German version of the "Rubber Duckie" song from "Sesame Street" (during the Colinetris scene before morphing the "Hot Limit" section)
 
** Quietsche-Entchen, the German version of the "Rubber Duckie" song from "Sesame Street" (during the Colinetris scene before morphing the "Hot Limit" section)
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** [[Untitled]]
 
** [[Untitled]]
 
** [[Rubber Duckie]]
 
** [[Rubber Duckie]]
** ???
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** [[Dopefission]]
 
** ???
 
** ???
 
** [[Mr Pringles' funk machine]]
 
** [[Mr Pringles' funk machine]]
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* References to other animutations:
 
* References to other animutations:
 
** [[Suzukisan]]: Powerpuff Utena and Imakuni are among the heads on pikes.
 
** [[Suzukisan]]: Powerpuff Utena and Imakuni are among the heads on pikes.
** [[Rubber Duckie]]: The gladiatoral games are sponsored by Funyuns.
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** [[Rubber Duckie (animutation)]]: The gladiatoral games are sponsored by Funyuns.
 
** [[Team Rocket's Journey Through Time and Space]]: "Watch Out for Snakes!" appears over the door in the colosseum that releases the Lesko-headed Arbok.
 
** [[Team Rocket's Journey Through Time and Space]]: "Watch Out for Snakes!" appears over the door in the colosseum that releases the Lesko-headed Arbok.
 
** [[Shumway]]: A picture from the movie appears during flashback sequence, Oompa-Loompa from that movie is one of the persecuted Fanimutation characters, and Richie Rich says he finished his crust like he was told.
 
** [[Shumway]]: A picture from the movie appears during flashback sequence, Oompa-Loompa from that movie is one of the persecuted Fanimutation characters, and Richie Rich says he finished his crust like he was told.

Latest revision as of 00:31, 1 July 2025

Colin Vs Jesus: FINALE!
Colin's life flashes before his eyes...
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Albino Blacksheep
Information
Subtitle: Conquest of Animutopia
Author: Andrew Kepple
Release Date: December 1, 2003
File Size: 3.47 MB
Duration: 4:47, 6:03 including credits
Complexity: 7
Animutatedness: A.5
Star(s): Colin Mochrie, Jesus H. Christ, Zippy
Audio Info
Conquest of Paradise
Artist: Vangelis
Album: 1492 Conquest of Paradise
Genre: New Age
Language: Latin
Colin vs. JHC End Mix
Artist: Andrew Kepple
Album: N/A
Genre: Animutation
Language: Various

About

Too Much Spare Time Enterprises
set out to create
the greatest Fanimutation movie EVER
And This Is It.

Colin Mochrie
Jesus H. Christ
Zippy
in the Ultimate Battle
Between Animutation and Fanimutation

Directed by Andrew "TmsT" Kepple
Main theme Music by Vangelis

Episode 3 of "Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ"
Conquest of Animutopia

The Story So Far...

Colin Mochrie, forgotten and cast out from the world of Animutation, has been trained by a crew of Space Leprechauns so that he can fight the evil plastic Jesus H. Christ who has taken over Teh World and corrupted it into a futuristic nightmare society where Animutation is the law and the last of the near-extinct Fanimutation characters are persecuted.

At last, Colin has reached the final leg of his quest: The gates of Animutopia, where more horrors than just Jesus H. Christ alone await Colin's return to the land where Animutation and Fanimutation begin... And where they may both come to a shockingly dramatic end.

Cast

Notable Props

Transcript

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics Real Lyrics

Colin, he can reach them
Colin, he'll go far
With gardening, he'll reach you
And your holy car.

May Colin be deleted?
May Colin leave, or are
we allowed the name "Teh L33T'xOR"?
And your only car?

May Colin be defeated?
May Colin leave, or are
we wrong, Canadian leader?
You're Pokémon!

And Mochrie came to reign all
the wrong potato farms.
The Martian played more piano
And me? The guitar.



You're going to dig this...
Yatta!
Yatta!
Yatta Yatta!


TV says Donuts are high in fat, kazoo
Found a hobo in my room


It's Princess Leia the Yodel of Life,
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.


You Chase Solo

We Drink Ritalin

Thank You!

In noreni per ipe,
In noreni cora;
Tira mine per ito,
Ne domina.

In noreni per ipe,
In noreni cora;
Tira mine per ito,
Ne domina.

In noreni per ipe,
In noreni cora;
Tira mine per ito,
Ne domina.

In romine tirmeno,
Ne romine to fa,
Imaginas per meno
per imentira


You're going to dig this...
Yatta!
Yatta!
Yatta Yatta!

Kimi-tachi to no deai wa zenbu
Chanto oboete 'ru

It's Princess Leia the Yodel of Life,
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.

YO SAY. Summer love...

Wishing, Revelling

Bai-Q!

Trivia

External Links


The Colin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ Trilogy
French Erotic Film | Plan 9 From Underpants | Colin Vs Jesus: FINALE! | French Erotic Birthday