Colin Vs Jesus: FINALE!

Colin Vs Jesus: FINALE!
Colin's life flashes before his eyes...
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Information
Subtitle: Conquest of Animutopia Author: Andrew Kepple ▾ Release Date: December 1, 2003 ▾ File Size: 3.47 MB Duration: 4:47, 6:03 including credits Complexity: 7 Animutatedness: unrated Star(s): Colin Mochrie, Jesus H. Christ, Zippy
Audio Info
Conquest of Paradise Artist: Vangelis Album: 1492 Conquest of Paradise Genre: New Age Language: (fake) Latin ▾
Colin vs. JHC End Mix Artist: Andrew Kepple Album: N/A Genre: Animutation Language: English, Japanese, German, Dutch ▾

About

Too Much Spare Time Enterprises
set out to create
the greatest Fanimutation movie EVER
And This Is It.

Colin Mochrie
Jesus H. Christ
Zippy
in the Ultimate Battle
Between Animutation and Fanimutation

Directed by Andrew "TmsT" Kepple
Main theme Music by Vangelis

Episode 3 of "Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ"
Conquest of Animutopia

The Story So Far...

Colin Mochrie, forgotten and cast out from the world of Animutation, has been trained by a crew of Space Leprechauns so that he can fight the evil plastic Jesus H. Christ who has taken over Teh World and corrupted it into a futuristic nightmare society where Animutation is the law and the last of the near-extinct Fanimutation characters are persecuted.

At last, Colin has reached the final leg of his quest: The gates of Animutopia, where more horrors than just Jesus H. Christ alone await Colin's return to the land where Animutation and Fanimutation begin... And where they may both come to a shockingly dramatic end.

Cast

• Colin Mochrie
• Jesus H. Christ
• Imakuni
• Watermelon Head
• Zippy
• Richter
• Powerpuff Utena
• Penny
• Rotten Apple Joe
• Impact
• Leprechaun Trinity
• Steve Irwin
• Harry Potter
• Mr. T
• Richard Simmons
• Bearded Guy
• Banana Joe
• Mink
• Arbok
• Matthew Lesko
• Ernie
• Rubber Duckie
• Star Wars Kid
• Random Pokerap Guy
• Randy Constan
• Pee Wee Herman
• Matty
• Richie Rich
• Bob
• Commander Keen Cosplayer
• Martian
• Stupid Guitarists
• Nicholas
• HappaTai
• Jay Jay the Jet Plane
• Mona Lisa
• Ash Ketchum
• Bill Cosby

Notable Props

• Boxing Glove on a Stick
• Middle Finger

Lyrics

Fake Lyrics

Real Lyrics

Colin, he can reach them Colin, he'll go far With gardening, he'll reach you And your holy car. May Colin be deleted? May Colin leave, or are we allowed the name "Teh L33T'xOR"? And your only car? May Colin be defeated? May Colin leave, or are we wrong, Canadian leader? You're Pokémon! And Mochrie came to reign all the wrong potato farms. The Martian played more piano And me? The guitar. You're going to dig this... Yatta! Yatta! Yatta Yatta! TV says Donuts are high in fat, kazoo Found a hobo in my room It's Princess Liea the Yodel of Life, Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar. Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar. Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar. You Chase Solo We Drink Ritalin Thank You!

In noreni per ipe, In noreni cora; Tira mine per ito, Ne domina. In noreni per ipe, In noreni cora; Tira mine per ito, Ne domina. In noreni per ipe, In noreni cora; Tira mine per ito, Ne domina. In romine tirmeno, Ne romine to fa, Imaginas per meno per imentira You're going to dig this... Yatta! Yatta! Yatta Yatta! Kimi-tachi to no deai wa zenbu Chanto oboete 'ru It's Princess Liea the Yodel of Life, Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar. Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar. Bring me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar. YO SAY. Summer love... Wishing, Revelling Bai-Q!

Trivia

• The finale contains samples from the following songs:
  • Yatta
  • a electronic-instrumental version of Korobushka (a Russian folk song better known as "Song A" from Tetris)
  • Hyakugojyuuichi (the "TV says" refrain, but backed with the electronic version of Korobushka)
  • Quietsche-Entchen, the German version of the "Rubber Duckie" song from "Sesame Street" (during the Colinetris scene before morphing the "Hot Limit" section)
  • Hot Limit (near the end)
• Animutations the screenshots are from the flashback scene:
  • Hyakugojyuuichi
  • Elvis Not Included
  • Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie
  • Plan 9 From Underpants
  • Irrational Exuberance
  • Wizard Power
  • Megamoore
  • Lucky Lucky
  • Rock And Roll Mcdonalds
  • Earth Vs. Funk
  • Shumway
  • Can-O-Swedes
  • Team Rocket's Journey Through Time and Space
  • Suzukisan
  • Cold Heart
  • Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness
  • JamezBond
  • Jesus H. Christ (animutation)
  • French Erotic Film
  • Life is Like a Mop
  • Untitled
  • Rubber Duckie
  •  ???
  •  ???
  • Mr Pringles' funk machine
  • Life is Like a Mop (again)
  • Batman and the Magical Band-Aid
  • Summer Vacation Fan Club
  •  ???
  • GAZORNINPLAT II.
  • We Drink Ritalin
  • Pikachu Song
  • Lesko's Revenge
  • The Japanese Pokerap
• According to Andrew Kepple's website, he was originally going to use the Russian National Anthem for this movie, but he had trouble crafting fake lyrics for it.
• Subliminal Message: When JHC makes his attack, the message "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE ATTACK!" appears
• Subliminal Message: Just as Colin is going to make his attack the screen flashes with "Kamehamehaa"
• The only scenes with pause buttons are when it shows the Random Pokerap Guy's plan, and the french erotica at the end.
• References to other animutations:
  • Suzukisan: Powerpuff Utena and Imakuni are among the heads on pikes.
  • Rubber Duckie: The gladiatoral games are sponsored by Funyuns.
  • Team Rocket's Journey Through Time and Space: "Watch Out for Snakes!" appears over the door in the colosseum that releases the Lesko-headed Arbok.
  • Shumway: A picture from the movie appears during flashback sequence, Oompa-Loompa from that movie is one of the persecuted Fanimutation characters, and Richie Rich says he finished his crust like he was told.
  • Earth Vs. Funk: Wahdee!